Dev. 1: I've been thinking.
Dev. 2: You know that's not in our job description.
Dev.1: Yeah I know but I've got this idea to make pvp connections even worse.
Dev. 2: I've got to say you've peaked my interest. What's the idea.
Dev. 1: Well lets add PC, consoles, and stadia to the mix to see if we can drive the pvp player base away even more. We'll make a point to match players from other regions into pvp lobbies so it will play even worse. No one will know how bad our code was written because we can blame it on p2p or poor player internet connection. And don't forget to mention algorithms a lot cause nobody will know wtf that means anyway but it sounds really intelligent.
Dev. 2: You're a genius dude!
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6 RespostasDev. 1: Players keep asking for anti-cheat. Dev. 2: /eyeroll Dev. 1: Lets add one, but make sure it does absolutely nothing. Dev. 2: Fantastic idea!!