So I'm out hiking today minding my own business and I feel that sweet tingle below my belt. My body is telling me it's it is time to empty out those four Angry Orchards I drank for lunch. So I step off the trail and I'm standing on a rock out cropping looking out over stream below, I unzip my drawers and bring Mr. Peter out to get some fresh air (it's pretty dank in there) and I begin to release what was at first a steady stream of clear urine, hence forth my schlong hole starts to burn and my steady steam now dribbles out. It's painful and I'm wincing but I still have to pee, I clench the muscles above my groin and grab onto a nearby limb to steady my self, still trying to pump out my urine. I hear some other hikers coming up the trial and I jam Mr. Peter back in my tighty whites and wait for the other people to walk past. Once it's clear I let him back out and painfully force out the last of my pee, and as I hike on my hole still burns. Where my OffTopic Doctor to tell me what's wrong?