If it makes you feel any better, I'm conservative and I voted to save the dog.

You're dumb

Good one. I would still choose to save my dog.

Then you're an objectively bad person and should probably die

How old are you kiddo?

Old enough gramps

For what, the kid rides at Disney Land?

Old enough to legally stroke your poorly trimmed taint

[quote]Old enough to legally stroke your professionally trimmed taint[/quote] Fix'd To put in perspective what my dogs mean to me, I drove 120-mile round trips to UC Davis Veterinary Hospital 3x a week for 6 months and invested $10,000 in an operation to remove tumors from my Yellow Lab's lungs four years ago, knowing full well that he may not live for more than a year. He lived almost 2 years after that surgery, and it was worth every penny. My other dog, a Sheltie, had her gallbladder rupture and was leaking bile into her chest cavity two years ago. Emergency surgery was more than $12,000 and she requires a special diet and medications that total ~$250/mo for the rest of her life, but it's worth every penny because she's family. My dogs are not just pets, they are family members and they are treated as such. Family will always be my #1 priority, and if I had to choose between saving family or a stranger, I would choose to save family every time.

You should've ate out of your dog's hole and slurped up that bile, would have saved you the money.