To get this chick into your world you only need 2 things. 1: Confidence 2: This line. In a country accent, whisper in her ear "HEY GURL" "LET ME PEE IN YO BUTT. [spoiler]PROFIT[/spoiler]

I give Grade A advice so I'll tell you: You'll only get this one chance. The first thing you'll want to do is casually invite her to someplace private, not your house more like a park at midnight. Get some things ready, like a bow and some arrows, as well as some matches, gasoline, some rope, and a shovel. I'm just going to assume for the rest of this walkthrough that you picked to meet in a park at midnight. Go to the park early and place the supplies in a spot far away but near a bathroom or water fountain. Make sure they're not too out in the open. Then wait for her to arrive. As she arrives, make it seem casual, like a picnic or just a place to romantically gaze at the stars. Then ask her out. If she accepts, good for you, you got the girl and you can get your supplies and go home. If she declines and friendzones you, it's time for the supplies. Assuming she declines, casually understand and accept it then say you have to go to the bathroom, but tell her to wait there. Go to your supplies and grab the bow and arrows. Knock her out with the bow and arrows. If you're not that great of a shot, approach her slowly and casually and stab her with the arrows enough to make her pass out, but not die. Then drag her body away to a second location and dig a deep hole with the shovel. This location can even be your backyard, but it needs to be secure and with no one around. Tie her to something secure with the rope before she wakes up. Now wait until she wakes up, and tie her mouth shut. As she wakes up, approach her and speak to her, saying that you loved her and wanted to be together, but it's too late now. You can now go down two paths. You can either knock her out again and drag her to an abandoned place where you can use her as your slave and can pretend that she is your lover! Or you can go down my preferable route: Grab her and throw her in the hole you dug. Grab the matches and gasoline. Pour the gasoline all over her and sit there, letting her realize the situation she's in. Light a match and perhaps have a one-sided conversation or just say you're sorry and throw it one her. Watch her perish as she deserves it for everything she's done to you. Maybe even bring some water and put the fire out, only to pour more gasoline and light her up again. Then bury her with all the supplies and go home. It's all you from there, friend, I'm sure you've got it. You're welcome.

Toast / Envelope if no work Onion / Envelope

Show her your collection of white man scalps. That'll get her

Well, it should have been obvious what your next plan of action should have been. [spoiler]Toast/Envelope[/spoiler]

Tell her that you like her and ask her if she wants to hang out. Watch a movie first then go eat so you can have something to talk about while enjoying a good meal.

1. Get a box 2. Cut a hold in that box 3.

Toast/envelope

I'll tell you what you gotta do, It's fairly simple, but still requires skill to pull off Are you ready? Ok All you gotta do is [spoiler]do a barrel roll[/spoiler]

Ask her out m8, your probably one in 100000000 guys who are that lucky

Don't be a pussy, take chances, and most importantly don't get cucked.

OK, so assume she likes you, which by the sounds of it she does. Imagine if she texted you and asks if you wanted to hang out somewhere casual (I get the guy usually asks people out but stay with me)? That's what she would feel if you did it for her. Keep it casual, and don't make a move too fast. As others said overall, CONFIDENCE.

Bruh ask her out ( but do it romantically) Edit: I'm dating my BFF she's hot

*Flood

I thought girls ate that kind of shit up. "My boyfriend is also my best friend."

There's no master strategic plan to do this. You either ask her out or say you like her and run away or get utterly rejected. So simple

NIEN.

[quote]Okay so im going to keep this short n simple...i want the easiest way to get a girl who likes me and will not friendzone the ever living hell out of me.[spoiler]long story short i want to get with my best friend[/spoiler] [b][u]EDIT 1:[/u][/b] she was looking at me in french until i noticed and she looked away and her face was all red. And after french class i tried talking to her, but [b][i][u]he[/u][/i][/b] was embarrassed at something...[/quote]

Tell her that she has a huge penis.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Stop making it complicated and tell the girl how you feel, it's really that simple

I first read the edit and thought "OP is an idiot. You cannot look at someone in a language." Then I realized he meant in a class and I realized I was the idiot. OP, you've ruined your chances. Best to move to northern Canada and become a hermit for fifty years. If you're lucky she won't remember. It's the only way.

Tell her you think she's cute, like slip it in somewhere don't be like "-sniff- ur cute n u smel gud -boner-(°~°)" Just when you guys are messing around and she says something jokingly be like "fine but only cuz you're cute" and she'll be like "teehee fu ck me" or whatever. It's not that hard

Already good friends ok. Then start asking her if she want to go out, if just the two of you do fine eventually tell her you want a date. Buy little things to share, try to hug her more, tell her that you value the friendship you have with her, jokingly try to hold her hand even if its for a bit. Just try to get reactions read from there and see if she is comfortable being closer with you. Good luck.