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Editado por dakota 712:
8/19/2015 11:30:35 PM
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So a hot girl sits beside me in chemistry flood, what do?
So flood here's the deal there's this new hot girl in my chemistry plus some other classes chemistry is just first of the day. Now here's my question what the hell do I say I need some help. I'm terrible at talking to someone I don't know, most girls at my school I know by now and I can kinda talk to them.
So honestly flood can ya help me out and throw some pointers from some personal experience and maybe help me get a girlfriend I know it's a long shot but what the hell do I have to lose.
Edit- Why is this post still going? By the way not going to bad with the girl.
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1 Respondertell her you have two max level characters in destiny. that'll make ur panties moist in an instant.
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1 ResponderAn incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you. The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it. Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment. If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target. Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code: If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms. Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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Toast/Envelope
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3 RespostasReported for heavy sexual implications.
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2 RespostasSwiftly pull her pants down and shove your whole fist in, and keep going until your whole arm is in her, then your upper body and head, and finally your legs. You now control her.
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Touch her boob.
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9 Respostas😐 😕 /|\ <👗\ /\ /\ 😉 😳 /|\ /👗\ /\ /\ 😚 😒 /|\ <👗> /\ /\ 😍 ☺ /|\ /👗\ /\ /\ 😍 😍 /|\ /👗\ /\ /\ 😘 😊 /|\ /👗\ /\ /\ 😳 😁 /|\ /👙\ /\ /\ 😈 /😰\ /|\ 👙 /🍆 /\ 😅 /|)_, ✊😮 /\ /\\/\ 😎 /\\__,____😫 // /\ /\ 😖 /\\__,💦____😋 // /\ /\ 😭 ☺ /|\ /(👶)\ /\ /\ 👪 End 😄
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2 RespostasEditado por eres un payaso: 8/20/2015 2:19:27 PMAre you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS! I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive! Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack! Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te Say these to her and she'll be all over you [spoiler]you are in chemistry class[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderLook at her in class one day and say these words... [spoiler]Dam u str8 baby gurl?[/spoiler]
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Start a convo and get to know her
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5 RespostasLet's see here. >talk to her >ask for number >get shot down >swallow sadness >now stuck sitting next to her for 4 months Or >talk to her >keep it simple and about class >wait for sign that she's interested >ask for number when 99% sure she'll say yes >says no >swallow sadness >question God >beat up nerd kid >befriend nerd kid >start company with nerd kid >become millionaire >find girl >rub in face how rich and successful you are
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Flood Her...
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Stealth swat her on the ass and if fingers slip in just let it happen ... Jk don't do that
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Be careful. Don't touch hot grills
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If she's hot, she's probably either a lesbian or a bitch Just sayin
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9 RespostasWell my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back, do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps.
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1 ResponderThey say boron is the hardest element. Right now I disagree with that *cue smile*
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Ask her this Ayy bby Want sum fuk
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Assert you dominance as the Alpha Male and drink iodine. Trust me it works 100% of the time. It works so well, even the paramedics come to exalt and bask in your glory!
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Make puns! Annoy the girl into liking you. That's how i got my girlfriend!
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12 RespostasPour C2H3O4 on her face
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-Walk up to her -Prepare to talk to her -Open your mouth -Close you mouth -Realize the mistake you made -Walk away and never attempt again
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Exert your dominance and push yourself to sit up straight and tall above her.
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Want sum fuk?
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Pay attention in class
