*sits in a polished black leather chair*
"Creatively kill the person below you,
You can kill
Them in any way you desire and any ridiculous idea. To prevent mass fights the person being killed cannot fight back and will
Die, but they can kill the person below them restarting the cycle, I have a few funny ones saved somewhere, I'll use it on a few of you."
EDIT: "list their name to control confusion."
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*sees the ridiculous deaths*
http://imgur.com/vM8UuuZ
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*Sees NichoBruh doing weird thing, walks away, then uses universal zombie ray to reanimate the whole graveyard making NichoBruh be eaten alive* read past comments to understand the story
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*puts penis in pipboy101's eye* *dead*
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Editado por SlayerRecon420: 2/14/2015 11:13:52 PM*walking down the street and notices a renaissance fair *sees MaDDmaSSter holding a giant sword dressed as a knight sword fighting another knight *Grabs sword and throws it into the distance "Real men use their fists!" *Repetitively punches MaDDmasster in the left nipple till he dies *picks up body and brings him to the closest fast food joint "Here's your mc-nuggets you sick freaks" *goes home knowing I made a easy twenty bucks
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*Grabs sword and throws it into the distance "Real men use their fists!" *Repetitively punches him in the left nipple till he dies
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3 Respostaslil tuggle I'll go easy on you I'll just force you to watch a 10 hour extended version of nyan cat,Then another 10 hours of frozen and the remaining 4 hours of baby by JB
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maDDmaSSter *grabs your awesome sword* *slices your arms off* *throws sword at you and says "catch"* *it impales you in the pelvis* *I start breakdancing for some reason*
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Dolphinizer I meet him in SeaWorld feeding the dolphins. I push him into the water so may be one with the dolphins. The dolphins make sweet love with him and he dies from too much ejaculation
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Voidwalker123 I meet him in a nice countryside cafe on a sunny tuesday afternoon. We have a nice chat about things and I sense that he is falling in love with me. Things are going as planned. 3 weeks later he proposed to me, I accept. The marriage ceremony has begun and he puts the ring on his finger. However he does not know that I put peanut extract in the ring. Later that night we he attempts to make love to me however I whip off my cloths revealing that I in fact have a penis. Feeling betrayed he rips of the ring but him ripping it of activates the peanut extract. As he slowly dies on the floor gurgling his own blood I stand over him in triumph. It is done. [spoiler]Oh bby[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderEditado por thewiz248: 2/14/2015 7:26:12 PMPulls out sparrow, runs Wazum over. Starts shooting with Gjallahorn. Crashes ketch into body, pulls out nuke...
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*pulls out a thin hollow pipe and a dart tipped with poison* *waits for the right moment then fires it into Voidwalker's neck* And your dead. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
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I kill lapo12 by... [spoiler]dissecting them alive.[/spoiler]
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Steamrollers flower
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2 Respostas*Kills by showing him the way of the Shrek and died because he wasn't ready*
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How? I'm not killing anyone! That's illegal!
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[b]I STRIKE LIGHTNING 8201 WITH WAIT FOR IT...LIGHTING. *RANDOM DUBSTEP PLAYS*[/b]
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lightning8201 -sneak up behind him with string -attempt to choke -enemy gets away -starts running -my own fat ass doesn't feel like running -lvl 32 friends show up -rek him for me -Thx m8s
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RageQuitMichael *walks behind anonymous's murder, anonymously* *whips out dual icebreakers and RageQuitMichael gets no scoped so hard that if it was a videogame he would change his name to Michael and rage quit* *teabags corpse*
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[quote]Anonymous[/quote] *Anonymously walks behind Anonymous* [i]I have to be quick...[/i] *Slices Anonymous' artery, on his neck* [i]Shh....[/i] *runs away*
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OP is always above so what in the what do i want to die for by commenting...
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Throw them into a tank full of sharks with lasers on them and mines. Then cover the top of the tank so they can't escape. Even if they do escape, Bruce Willis will be standing there with an M-60, waiting to shoot you.
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Shows a mirror to them*
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Fills your vagina with sand, puts you through a kiln, and then sells the vaginal shaped glass ornament.
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[quote]Kratos Fanboy[/quote] With pleasure.
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[quote]My Name Is John[/quote] *Changes name to "OP"* Gets killed by a humongous penis penetrating him and emerging on the other side