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Editado por Neon:
2/12/2015 7:53:15 PM
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Kill the person below you
*sits in a polished black leather chair*
"Creatively kill the person below you,
You can kill
Them in any way you desire and any ridiculous idea. To prevent mass fights the person being killed cannot fight back and will
Die, but they can kill the person below them restarting the cycle, I have a few funny ones saved somewhere, I'll use it on a few of you."
EDIT: "list their name to control confusion."
EDIT:
*sees the ridiculous deaths*
http://imgur.com/vM8UuuZ
English
#Offtopic
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4 RespostasEditado por Smiggles: 2/12/2015 3:16:02 PMI LOVE THIS Neon I'd kill you by slitting your throat in small areas and slowly pouring bleach over the wound Then after a minute or two I'd use a lighter to burn the edges of your injuries, break your legs and force feed you gasoline
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I'm sorry panda Time to go extinct
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[i] [/i]
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1 ResponderEditado por Watto Gaming: 5/25/2015 12:14:38 PMSir_Quack (ur going down) I will summon Godzilla to destroy you with this.
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*sees nobody* I'll engineer a combustible lemon and make lemonade. I'll give you the lemonade and it will combust within your intestines
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Editado por Ghost of Reach: 2/16/2015 10:11:12 PM*Kills [i]Nobody[/i] with spoon*
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*Sees armored panda* I shall tame it and make it my own. Make it carry me and all my stuff for several years all the while finding it's weakness. One night while it's sleeping a shove a large piece of bamboo up its butthole and pour hot tar down it. Can't poop so eventually comes out his eyes, mouth, nose, ears and belly button. Dead
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Set you up with the women of your dreams. Inject her with aids. Sit back a Smile as your impending doom approaches. Slow and sadistic. The quick way out is as follows: get my sword named kindness and a quick poke to the heart and boom I have effectively killed you with kindness.
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1 ResponderEditado por Steak: 2/16/2015 9:44:24 PMRecords your copy pasted comment I've seen 4 times in last 10 threads tie you to a chair and put it on repeat. Eat popcorn as you slowly go insane
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Get a fedora, git gud at quickscoping, grow a neckbeard, ate mtn dew and drank dewritoz, and then prove you gender supremacy by saying "m'lady" while tipping your fedora and then walk away while stroking your MLG neckbeard. Then, tell her you are in FaZe (if you say your in optic she will think you are a casual tryhard)and prove to her that your an MLG pro by 1v1ing your rival for her affection on rust.(on this post that's the person below me) If done right, you will get the Lenny 1 week later and shrek will smile down upon you saying "it's your swamp now". [spoiler]ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderLightning8201. I think the choice is obvious, I have zeus on speed dial.
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"Kills You with my painfully close comparison."
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Fartmonkey *summons ten thousand monkeys* *they all fart on you simultaneously* *death by stinkage*
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ObeytheWombo Death by tickling
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Zonda, Viking Blood Eagle. Look it up if you don't know.
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American warrior died by a screeching shrek
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BlaiselsDead gets beaten down with a rubber chicken while I scream "WOOOO! GONNA GET SOME COLD CUTS!"
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NxHawkx0ne dies by burning from the flame jet coming from my dick
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I am sorry Britton D, but my Nord Friends do not like you...
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Editado por Britton: 2/16/2015 10:05:17 AMGrabs a sword and cuts the rope that releases a counter weight. The counterweight hits a teeter totter and launches a bowling ball onto a ramp, that rolls down into and activates a fan, the fan blows over a card castle witch bumps a toy train, which bumps an elaborate domino set, which activates a death robot that serves tea. The robot places some tea on a pressure plate, which sends a signal into space which a satellite picks up and sends to the moon base that the n[b]a[/b][i]z[/i]is have. They intercept the message and email it to their underground earth base, which takes the message to a sad man who reads it and starts crying. The tears are collected, and mixed with unicorn blood. That is then drank by an iguana who turns into Godzilla. While Godzilla is destroying Tokyo he steps on a tooth pick falls and lands next to [b]alnaimibros[/b]. With his dying breath he sneezes and gives [b]alnaimibros[/b] a new virus that makes [b]alnaimibros[/b] vomit uncontrollably. At the hospital a doctor who is too busy flirting accidentally gives [b]alnaimibros[/b] zombie rabies instead of medicine. [b]alnaimibros[/b] dies and becomes a zombie.
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Nothing I'm a peaceful man (•,,,•)
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1 ResponderTheGamer... I will hire a cute brunette to go on a date with you. Like, seriously hot. You would go back to her place, and she would get you naked, and tie you down. Then I come in! I would make very small incisions all over your body, like little paper cuts. Then I would cut off your ass cheeks, and fill the new oraphavcies with molten iron. I would then break all 4 of your limbs, and drop a baby grand piano on your head.
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Directions not clear. Got dick stuck in toaster
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I'll hack into your account to find out your name, then use the interwebs to find a picture of you, then I shall write your name in the Death Note :D
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1 ResponderCuriousMoose24... I'll summon shrek to create a legion of evil onions that will split your butt when you come near them. When they split your butt, shrek will finish the job...
