BREAKING NEWS!!! Local “Christmas Hater” seems to be getting more and more mad as others defend “Christmas before Thanksgiving.” His biggest gripe is that people are playing Christmas music and decorating a month before the Christmas season comes around. We tried an interview with him, but he denied us. Now, over to weather with Alpha2 Thanks Alpha1. There is a large chance of salt rain as more and more lore kids and Salt Mine Complainers seem to be entering OffTopic. Now onto sports with Alpha3 Well folks, a big event is about to happen. The first annual OffTopic Hunger Games will be starting here in the next week. Back to you Alpha1 Things are looking up as a newcomer asks to be accepted. The poll is pretty tied as newer members want to welcome him here while the older want him gone. This newcomer claims that he has only been on OT for 3 days (as of the time of this report). It seems a large portion of OffTopic has been kidnapped. We have yet to discover the mastermind behind this plot. All we know is that main characters from popular movies have been rescuing them. In other news: The community is stirring following the release of pvp in the new Halo game. Lots of old time players were skeptical about how it would perform, but it looks like 343 has got their head in the game. We have many interviews pending with some old time players and some newer ones. This has been ONR