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3/12/2020 10:37:24 PM
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Whats been happening my fellow animals?
Anything I missed? I know its been awhile. I betting everyone I used to know has moved on. For any of that you remember a literally who such as my self, my name is Burly Barr Baine.
Why was I gone so long?
I was hibernating. No I'm not joking. I am species fluid and identify as a bear. Its my theriotype. Its an actual thing and not a joke. But anyways, I'm always searching for new ways to become more bear like. And this winter, I finally did it! I hibernated in a hole my cousin dug in the side of my grandmas irrigation ditch. The only human aids I brought with me were a space eater, tarp, can opener, and several cans of bushes baked beans. For water I ate snow. I haven't felt that much like a bear since I first realized by bear identity. It was so cozy curled up in my den, the dark earth above me with sundry roots hanging through. My breathing actually got so slow at one point I thought I was dead. And when I woke up to my cousin spoon feeding me pedialyte I felt different, more bearish than I ever have. I understand if some of you laugh at me or think I'm a troll. I'm not. I'm just another animal making his way in the wide world. And I love everyone of you here...
Anyway, what did you all do this winter?
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1 ResponderEditado por Loot: 3/13/2020 5:26:51 AM... This kids, is what happens in Alabama, one second you're sleeping, next second you wake up to your cousin spooning you... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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3 RespostasYou still have some human DNA watch out for the C-Virus.
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1 ResponderEditado por diakopoi: 3/13/2020 10:49:19 PMWhen the bear guy starts getting upvotes, you know something isn’t right... I’m scared Edit: trump bad Hillary bad
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Editado por FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 3/16/2020 1:57:48 PMMy uncle threw dynamite into a bear hole once, and it made some really good meat.
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6 RespostasThe heavy is dead!
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4 RespostasNo seriously guys, it's not a joke
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4 RespostasAs a general reminder to everyone.... [spoiler]Bear season is from August 18 to September 9. Happy hunting! 😄[/spoiler]
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49 RespostasI messed up and said that my dad is a "big burly" dude and got a link to a video you made and told your my dad. Normally I wouldn't care but my depression kicked in and me and the person exchanged "words" I hope you are doing well :)
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The Opposable Thumb Gang says that all the other animals were eaten by us. Sorry not sorry bud
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Yea I don’t understand why everyone hates bear so much but when other people say they r random stuff no one gets mad
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Cats are better.
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3 RespostasGreat now we have to deal with this shit🙄 [spoiler]@-@[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderTo even further emphasize your bearness, you could have brought fish with you as well to hibernate.
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Bro. [b]Where's the salmon!?[/b]
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I missed this.
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3 RespostasEditado por ElementNinja: 3/13/2020 1:54:11 AMWhat is your opinion on bear rugs?
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3 RespostasShit on a few people’s cars, and committed several war crimes...
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Winter is still here
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7 RespostasYour back? I thought the hunters got you
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14 Respostas*Inhales* [spoiler][b]YOU ARE NOT A BEAR[/b][/spoiler]
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3 RespostasDick Hertz, Offtopic News; we'd like to do a special report on your case; would you be willing to do an interview?
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3 RespostasA true test of strength against the COC update!
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2 RespostasThinking you're dead is probably not a good thing for your physical health. And I dont want to talk about mental health.
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Ah bear, About time
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8 RespostasCareful, this post is going to end up veering into political territory.
