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8/11/2018 3:03:15 PM
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Weirdest Things You Hear
Hello OffTopic, in this post please tell us about the weirdest thing you've heard someone say.
Here's mine:
"Nothing can stop me since I have the power of God and Anime on my side"
My friend says as he brandishes a bible in one hand and a plastic sword in the other.
English
#Offtopic
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... Mine would be, what's your favorite color of the alphabet...
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3 RespostasLet’s set the scene... Working at Chick-fil-A Me: Hi welcome to Chick-fil-A how may I serve you? Customer: Hi I had a question! Me: Yes ma’am what can I do for you? Customer: How many nuggets are in your 8 count? Me: (in my head) what... the... hell (Out loud) there are 8 nuggets in our 8 count. Customer: Oh ok I’ll get that!
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Me and my mates went to Amsterdam and three of them went in together When they come out they were laughing there heads off What happened I asked One Was undressing And one was using a toy When the lady started shouting No. No no stop no My friend said ,am I being to rough ? No she replied and pointed to my other mate Him he’s smoking no smoking.
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My brother was playing a game of R6 one night, and his friends were sitting there, all quiet. Al of the sudden someone in game chat says “Is it wrong to get off on Holocaust documentaries?” In the most innocent voice ever. It’s at that point, my brother and his friends just start losing their shit laughing
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5 RespostasEditado por xxx: 8/12/2018 5:11:17 AM"I am so horny right now, I could stick my pecker in an electrical socket, whoo doggie!" I decided at that point that I was not at a party I should be at. This next one is a bit extreme and had some rather rude things said, but I cleaned it up as much as possible for here, so you can imagine it is a lot worse. I was bouncing at a strip club featuring female dancers and this dude had left and when he came back in, this is what I overheard him telling a dancer who was trying to get him to buy some room dances. Do not click the spoiler if easily offended...oh wait.... [spoiler]Baby, just to let you know, I am not a homo, but that dude that was with with me, he just gave me the best BJ I have ever had in the parking lot, so you are going to have to work damn hard to get some money outta me, because that shit was free![/spoiler]
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7 RespostasLol. I hate it when people [u][i][b]say[/b][/i][/u] [b][i][u]LOL[/u][/i][/b] 😡😤
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6 RespostasEditado por Peaches Pan Tao: 8/12/2018 5:42:38 AMThe earth is round.
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I work with dementia and psych patients. I’ve lost track of weirdness.
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“So I was ballz deep in this guys ass last night and he turned around to try and kiss me. Wwwwhat a phag”.
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1 ResponderI was at Applebee’s once and over heard someone talking about their meth collection.
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2 Respostasi don't really know because i can't remember my conversations, but i'm 100% sure my friends would put something that i said
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Totally original dude.
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[I was playing overwatch with my friend, we're in game chat listening to these kids teach each other how to play, this time its Moira] "Alright Kyle, press L1 to take out your balls" "BLAST A DAMN HOLE IN THE WALL AND KILL ALL THE COMMIES YEEHAW! TEXAS MOTHER-blam!-ERS!" "What do you mean we can't see each other naked? I just wanna see your genitals man."
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7 RespostasA girl got touched on the neck by her friend, and she made this soft moan. I held my laughter, but I was also like "WTF? Are you horny?"
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4 RespostasEditado por Ninja_Lazer: 8/11/2018 11:13:37 PMLast night at work my co-worker talked about how he would have a great ass if he was a girl. That he would be thicker than any of our actual female coworkers. It was just me and him alone in a room for 12 hours btw.
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1 Responderso when I say "Hello there" to people they don't respond with "General Kenobi" instead they say "hello" or "hi"
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1 Responder[spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/247744492?sort=0&page=0[/spoiler]
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2 Respostas"I did not hit, it's not true. It's bull****! I did not hit her I did nooooot... Oh hi Mark."
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3 RespostasThis guy who came into my store loaded on Meth, boi was foaming from the mouth screeching about how I had only been working “for 11 minutes” and that I swapped faces with a coworker. He knew this because of his advanced “face recognition technology.” I love my store.........
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Anything my brother says when he’s playing 2K
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1 ResponderAre these just things you've heard in videos or in reality? Because OPs example is from a viral funny video, commonly used in compilations.
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"You don’t know what a [i]demon[/i] looks like?!" - someone in a coding class I took I think about that a lot
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I mean I’d call this more of an ironic/dumb thing than weird but oh well. I was in an Xbox party with some friends. They were playing cod and one guy pipes up, chatting shit to the enemy team saying “oh get a f*cking life”. I kid you not he went 10:2 in siege 20min before and turns out got top of the leaderboard in his game. Sorry man but the only one without a life is you.
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I wanna be inside you
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“I like little girls”
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1 ResponderThis isn't real You're in a coma Wake up
