My cost: I charge 2,500 glimmer a ride. My experience: I can bench 250 and squat 400 (planets). I've got the strength to carry anyone. My competitors: I cannot tell you how many times I've gotten into an argument with Uber's heads. They feel that their carrying and taking people places service is superior, but we all know there is nothing quite like a peaceful carry through the park with a wife and kids. Disclaimer: I assure you I will not get a sexual thrill from this, I simply do it because it is what I love to do. But you still have to follow me on twitch to be eligible - and refer to me as "big daddy" while I carry you.