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Editado por Vortex:
7/27/2016 2:00:29 AM
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What would you do if u saw a mermaid
😐 bored
Edit:Why does everyone wanna "do" it with a mermaid?!??!
Edit: that you literally JUST met. I'm pretty sure that's considered -blam!-
Edit: if there's more gross and inappropriate comments, I'm gonna try to destroy this post
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Ask her what her secret is. How nice would it be to lure men by only sitting on a rock or sing?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bring my mosberg 500 and we'll have some fun
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1 ResponderTake the shittiest camera, record a video with the creature only being shown on camera for two split seconds in shaky cam, in quality so poor that most people will believe it's fake.[spoiler]Totally going to change the world with this footage, guys! [/spoiler]
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Shoot it in the face.
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Sell her to Disney and swindle a Disney VIP pass to all attractions n such If it's ugly throw it back
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1 Respondertake my most blurriest and shittiest camera i have and take a picture of it
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2 RespostasAsk it: [spoiler]Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?[/spoiler]
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14 RespostasConsidering that they generally attract men to drown them? Probably shoot her with a harpoon gun
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Not falling for it, I've seen pirates of the Caribbean
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Walk away, I'll forget it happened after a few drinks...
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Ask if they have a name, then proceed to cry because I don't have one. [spoiler]Searching for a name for myself[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderBecause i dig the numbers 455 more than 7175, mermaids aren't a <lenny>fantasy to me. So, in effect would be same as seeing a giant squid: fascinating & move along.
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1 Responder[i][b]DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!?!?!?![/b][/i]
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Know that I'd had too much to drink.....
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Catch her and sell her for millions.
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Wonder what kind of drug I took earlier. [spoiler]In reality, it depends. Mermaid that's visually pleasing or something that looks like it came straight out of a horror movie?[/spoiler]
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Find a way to have sex.
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1 ResponderKill it. Cook it. Eat it.
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2 RespostasWonder what it tastes like.
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If it's top half is human say hi. If the top half is fish run in terror.
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Record it.
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4 RespostasI'll ask if it's name is Feferi
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Editado por Necrobump Ninja: 7/28/2016 3:33:40 AMWell mermaids eat men so -blam!- that I'd kill that bitch right there and then
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7 RespostasCreate an Hybrid race and conquer the world .__.
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-blam!- it
