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Editado por ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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Ayyy lmao
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1 ResponderThis post has died it had a good run
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1 ResponderIn Terminator: So a man walks into bar. http://rs160.pbsrc.com/albums/t191/LydiaDianne/Movies%20%20books%20and%20TV/Bar.jpg~c200
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3 RespostasEditado por Edgin Mor: 4/18/2016 9:25:16 PMWhats the difference between hitler and usain bolt? [spoiler]usain bolt can finish a race[/spoiler]
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5 RespostasSome of you guys disgust me. Jokes about womens hygiene aren't funny, period.
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1 Responder[quote]Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! -To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.- Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming! Edit 4: Over 500 jokes! Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!![/quote] What sucks more than my k/d [spoiler]worlocks and mida[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderCrota, Oryx, Atheon and Skolas walked into a Bar. Atheon Fell of his stool, Crota was kneeling on the floor, skolas mugged a blue woman, and oryx keeps banging the table.
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Who did Little Johnny Find in his attic? [spoiler]Anne Frank[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderWhat do you call a Mexican who lost his car? [spoiler]carlos[/spoiler]
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2 RespostasEditado por Geovenchy: 4/19/2016 8:07:39 PMA man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I keep having these dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?" The doctor responds, "you need to relax. You’re two tents." Bonus: A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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2 RespostasWhat gun is hated but I'd still used [spoiler]THORN![/spoiler]
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1 ResponderWhat's green and smells of pork? Kermit's fingers...
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6 RespostasEditado por FifaSpeed125: 4/20/2016 10:51:53 AMJohn has 40 candy bars. He eats 35. What does he have now? [spoiler]Diabetes John has Diabetes[/spoiler] Credit goes to Saldemandris (forgot the name)
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2 Respostas[quote]>I was only nine years old >I loved (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so much >I had all the merchandise and movies >Pray to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) every night >Thanking him for the life I've been given >(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is love, I'd say, (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is life >My dad hears me, calls me a fgt >I tell him he's just jealous of my devotion to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >call him a desticle >he slaps me and sends me to my room to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >As I lay in bed, it's really cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >I feel something touch me >It's (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >He whispers in my ear "o bb" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) grasps me with his powerful (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hands >forces me on to my hands and knees >I'm ready (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote]
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3 Respostashow do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag take the s out of safe and the f out of way [spoiler]bam[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderWhy are OP's eyes always red after sex? [spoiler]Pepper Spray[/spoiler]
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6 RespostasAccording to my smart fitness watch. I have masturbated for 6 miles today :O
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At a campsite, you can't run. You can only ran, its pas tents
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1 ResponderMy name is Jafar I come from afar Some place in Qatar There's a bomb in my car ALLAH ACKBARRR [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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1 ResponderWhy did the Turtle cross the road? [spoiler]Because his pecker was stuck in the Chicken[/spoiler]
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4 Respostaswhat did the guardians mean by saying lets cheese him?[spoiler]they poured cheese all over him[/spoiler]
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2 Respostas9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
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1 ResponderThe Past,Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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4 RespostasMy teacher asked me "can anyone name a country in Africa" I said I dunno Kenya?
