Here's a simple one: took a girl out after a few conversations at the bookstore I worked at. I told her Hey I Have A Coupon For Coldstone, Care To Join Me For Ice Cream? She said Sure! and we went out after my shift.
So we got there and I ask her What Would You Like and she said Oh Nothing I'm Vegan. I could [i]feel[/i] everyone staring at me, as if to say Are You An Idiot?!?!.
We ended up sharing three sodas instead and she never went out with me again.
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You’d think that’d be good info to tell you [i][u]before[/u][/i] the date
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Right? Especially when I mention ICE CREAM!
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What y’all as she even thinking