I’ve never been on one, and that’s primarily because of me. I tend to distance myself from the more “love”-y emotions when out in public. Even around people I’ve known. My reasoning for this is I’ll get a girlfriend after I’m done getting a degree and shit like that. Getting one in high school and maintaining it isn’t exactly a good idea. All of this can be summed up with my friends catch phrase for me: “You think with the head above your shoulders instead of below.”

... Okay so me and this girl were driving somewhere (she was driving I didn't have a license, and yes this is that chick who was super clingy) and she wouldn't tell me where, she even had me blindfolded, and finally when the car came to a stop she told me to stay where I was, so I sit there, waited for about ten minutes, and then all of a sudden my door is opened and three dudes drag me out of the passenger seat, and put a cloth bag over my head, and then they handcuffed me, drug me up some stairs, opened a door, and then threw me on the floor, and when the bag and the blindfold are removed there's my girlfriend, with the bag and the blindfold in one hand, and in the other, the DVD case for Up, we watched the movie with some popcorn, and then we fell asleep on her couch, and of all the people her grandma walked in and about lost her shit, ranting about all of this, "back in my day..." So then my at the time girlfriend drove me home, and we laughed all along the way... [spoiler]the three guys were her two brothers and her dad[/spoiler] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]

Hmmm.. ive got 2 so ill try to be quick. This was from back in my wild days. It was weird and awkward for me. Went out with this girl for the first time and we had a nice dinner and decided to go get milkshakes before going back to her place. Bad idea. I have IBS and thought i had taken enough meds to calm my stomach but not long after we got back to her apartment i had an inevitable cramping in my stomach that made me realize i was about unleash hell fire and brimstone on her bathroom. She only had 1 bathroom so i cldnt do that on the first date. I faked a phone call from work and went outside to handle said phone call. I grabbed a roll of TP from the tool box of my truck (yes i carry TP everywhere because i has IBS. Shut up i hate you) but i was in an apartment complex so no woods nearby for me to run to. Around the back of the complex there were apartments on both sides but there was a hedge of bushes that ran down the side of the complex. I ducked behind a central unit fan that was behind the hedge of bushes and decided it was now or never. I had to go. Where i squatted was literally 8 feet from someones backporch so if that person walked outside, i was caught. I took a chance. I released the beast and went back inside my dates apartment. All within about 13 minutes. We had a great time that night. My thumbs hurt too much from typing all that on my phone so ill have to post the other story later.

So, back in the day when I was a bouncer at a strip club, we had a new dancer start working there. So started talking, just getting to know you stuff and before long, we were spending more time talking to each other then to the other co-workers. So then her ride breaks down and she asks me if I can give her a ride to work and home while it is in the shop and I said yes. Well that gave us more time to talk and the conversations got deep and finally, after about a week, she reached out and took my hand, which was cool, but embarrassing because it was warm and I was sweating a bit, but I quickly wiped my hand off and held her hand again. After work that night, she asked me if I would like to go out that Sunday and I said sure, since we were both off. We went out and had a great time and she invited me back to her place after dinner, drinks, a movie, more drinks and playing pool. Yay! So we get to her place and we are talking and then we are not talking, when suddenly like a cliche movie moment, she says she needs to go slip into something more comfortable. So while she is gone, I am super excited! I am trying to figure out, the best way to be "ready" for her when she walks out. Longest maybe 10 minutes of my life. Pretty sure it was like several days, lol. Anyways, I hear the door open and I turn to look at her. She has her hair down, this long brown hair that was kinda wavy and it wreathed her face perfectly, made me go nuts because it emphasized her lips and her eyes, a very light blue-ish green color. Then I slid my gaze down and yup, I was liking what I saw. I was doing the Homer Simpson drool thing as I slid my eyes even lower, drinking in every inch of her skin..... Right up to the ginormous realistic strap-on and I said "Nope. Nope-Rope! Oh Hell Nah!! We are [i][u]not[/u][/i] entering virgin territory tonight or any night!" So we split up, thankfully with no probing have been done to me and she soon left the club. I heard the dancers where not nice to her about that, but another dancer told me it was because they did not like her and were jealous of the money she was making. So yeah. That happened and I can say to this day that I do not regret that I left and did [b][i][u]NOT[/u][/i][/b] try the all new bun length foot long!

Hmh. Not sure if this counts as weird but at least it was uncomfortable. I went on a few tinder dates a few years back and I usually asked the guys to go for a walk with me and my dogs. It's a perfect activity for a date as you don't need to stress out about what you're wearing and you don't need to put on ny make up because you're "just going for a walk" . I also have a huge issue with looking people in the eyes so a dinner/coffee date would be a nightmare as I would be staring on the walls the whole time :D I have two dogo argentino/great dane mixes so I have body guards with me if something happens. So I met this guy on tinder and we chatted for a while but he said that he doesn't like texting and asked if I wanted to see him or not. I would've liked to just message with him for a while longer as going on a date is super stressful for me and I don't want to do it "for fun" and it would've been nice to know if I really wanted to see him or not but I asked if he wanted to go for a walk anyways. We met on a parking lot and a popular trail around a lake started there, the trail was little over 5 km long so it takes like an hour to walk around the lake. We talked for the first 5 minutes. And after that what ever I tried to say he just murmured something back or just simply disagreed with me. So we walked like 45 minutes in complete silence :DD I'm from Finland and if you know something about us Finns it's probably that we don't talk much and being silent is completely fine. But if you're on a walk with someone 45 minutes of silence is a bit awkward :D Never heard from him again and I still have no idea what I did or said wrong. :D

Bump for bump? Just tryin to help each other out :)

Here's a simple one: took a girl out after a few conversations at the bookstore I worked at. I told her Hey I Have A Coupon For Coldstone, Care To Join Me For Ice Cream? She said Sure! and we went out after my shift. So we got there and I ask her What Would You Like and she said Oh Nothing I'm Vegan. I could [i]feel[/i] everyone staring at me, as if to say Are You An Idiot?!?!. We ended up sharing three sodas instead and she never went out with me again.

I don't think I really had any that qualified for 'weird'. Out of the 3 blind dates I'd been on, only one turned out to be a memorable experience. The other 2 were terribly uncomfortable.

09-09-1999. Don't know why but it is a weird date.

getting osha certified lol

Had a picnic in an old graveyard out in the country. It was nice.