1. Set stuff on fire as Sunsinger or jump off a building only to self ressurect! 2. See if Eris Morn has anything else in 3's. 3. Slap the crap outta the bounty master for giving me the same exotic bounties every damn time! 4. Sexy time with the Queen then Nova Bomb her annoying ass brother. 5. Punch Variks for the shit loot in POE. 6. Give Crota a coat as he is buck naked. 7. Follow Xur to his stash and take the stuff I actually want/need! 8. Also look in a mirror and wonder how the hell my eyes are a glowing color!?!? 9. Ask The Speaker to take off his helmet, I mean what are you hiding man! Are you Xur also!?!?!? 10. Steal a Knight's sword and sword fight with other guardians. 11. Figure out why the hell my ship doesn't play any music while I'm in it! I don't wanna sit in silence while traveling from planet to planet. 12. Actually try talking to Vex, Fallen, or Hive. Maybe try resolving issues with words! Maybe it's all a misunderstanding! 13. Realize last idea won't work and just Nova Bomb everyone 14. Look at how cool The Ram is then realize how many animals were killed to make it :( 15. Try to create my own shader 16. Unchain Phogoth, I mean you would be pissed too if you were chained up underground for who knows how long. 17. Ask Atheon to give me Vex with sugar on top