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Modificato da Salsa:
8/6/2015 7:52:38 PM
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You wake up as your guardian now what do you do?
I have no idea what I would do
Edit: [i]best done yet[/i]
Titan/hunter: play with tits, seduce variks.
Warlock nova bomb rahool the fly to the reef to collect my payment from ives
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Capture other guardians
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Shoot into my "Loot Cave". Get sweaty with my "Burning Shrine". Play with my "Chamber of the Night". Strike my "Devil's Lair". Raid my "Vault of Glass". ..........
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Modificato da Darth Woodstock: 8/24/2015 7:36:52 PMWake up as my awoken warlock? Mmm check myself out in the mirror Take some nudes for.... Research Put armour back on Go to Wal-Mart but not noticed cus shiz is weird there Go to Devils Kell and kill him Ask Traveller for two more arms It denies me, ask darkness I now have four arms and have space magic. Go to Crota and bitch smack him with all four arms Hes now my friend and then we fight Oryx I run and hide cus i dont know what to do Cabal find me and i shake its hand Im now huge and have four arms Then go to vex and master time logic and teleportation Find the storm caller from Hive Wizard Go back to tower with four arms, stormcaller, teleportation and time manipulation, and massive body. I get kicked out I call all Devils, Crota, Shit ton of Vex, and Tons of Cabals with miniguns. I take over tower leaving only Dead orbit supporters alive. Then i go back to Oryx with same army. Destory Oryx take his power, Push darkness back, take over galaxy [spoiler] i am the Kell of Kells, the Gate lord of Gate lords, Oryx, and the darkness it self:)[/spoiler] Isnt imagination awesome?
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Check to see if my robo-dick has a vibrate setting Then say hi to Petra
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6 RisposteIn Destiny terms, As an exo warlock. 1.Slap Rahool. 2.Slap Postmaster for not giving me Revenant. 3.Wipe Banshee's Memory, again. 4.Go on adventures with Cayde-6 5.Shoot the Queen's brother in the dick. 6.Pledge my eternal loyalty to my queen. 7.Seduce the Shipwrite. 8.Fix the Crucible Quarter Master. 9.Remove Xûr's backpack and take whatever is inside. 10.Remove a human/awoken guardians helmet on the moon. 11.Have a "talk" with the Speaker. 12.Assault the Speaker for being so danm shady. 13.Explore Mercury. 14.Find Osiris. (To slap him too) 15.Seduce Petra. 16.Explore the rest of Earth. 17.Figure out why we don't go to Jupiter's moons. 18.Avenge Eris and her fireteam. 19.Go clubbing with Cayde-6. 20.Kill Oryx.
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1. Go on a killing spree 2. Find creative ways to kill myself while also killing my enemies 3. Sleep with Petra
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Hunt in the crucible.
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17 RisposteModificato da Ghostfire239: 8/12/2015 4:36:16 AMStep 1: Shoot Rahool's knees with Thorn (i dare not call him master!) Step 2: T-bag burning Rahool. (Suffer the way you made me suffer) Step 3: Forcefully take Gjallarhorn from the nearest guardian (even if they give it to me willingly) Step 4: Fly to the Reef Step 5: Bitch-slap the Queen and her brother ( I mean come on we saved them and they didn't even have the decency to thank us in person...did they even thank us?) Step 6: Get some damn sleep (I mean when was the last time a guardian got a night's worth of sleep, jeez are we supposed to fight the enemies in our sleep? Well...I already do that but that's besides the point. Sleep.) Step 7: Eat some food ( or for my exo titan get oiled and fueled) Step 8: Drink some water ( logic...) Step 9: Unmask the Speaker (Seriously how am I suppose to trust this guy if he won't even show his face to anyone, for all I know he might be Randal the Vandal!) Step 10: Water-Boat Xur into selling Gjallarhorn for free ( My Paitence and Time has been wasted waiting for RNG to look my way) Step 11: Blink Step 12: Dance (I always wanted to dance like a pro) Step 13: Finally ask Ghost how the hell he brought me back to life. Step 14: Piss off the edge of the tower (Just cause) Step 15: Actually explore the city Step 16: Get drunk Step 17: Take a selfie with Oryx Step 18: Get a job (gotta pay my rent in the tower some how cause frankly, guardians get paid Jack-Shit) Step 19: attempt to cheat my boss into making me a millionaire ( get payed 1 cent the first day and get payed twice as much as the previous day each day...do the math you will be quite happy and if your'e not good at math here's what you'd make in a month(31 days): $107, 374, 182.4) Step 20: My boss goes bankrupt and is now in debt to me ( To Boss: YOU ARE MINE NOW YOU BELONG TO ME!!!!) Step 21: Get another job repeat the process. Step 22: Buy the Tower ( because stupid rich people) Step 23: Buy the Reef ( because stupid rich people) Step 24: Buy The Fallen ( because stupid rich people) Step 25: Buy the Hive ( because stupid rich people) Step 26: Buy the Vex ( because stupid rich people) Step 27: Buy the Cabal ( because stupid rich people) Step 28: Buy All the Planets ( because stupid rich people) Step 29: Buy the Traveler ( because stupid rich people) Step 30: Buy the Darkness ( because stupid rich people) Step 31: Going into the Crucible ( because that's where we go when killing aliens isn't enough) Step 32: Place a stupid bet in which I put all my money on the line for no reason( because stupid rich people) Step 33: Lose the match and the bet ( because i forgot to buy my victory) Step 34: Pay Atheon to take me back in time ( because money is everything nowadays. ever heard of the saying "time is money" yeah well now it's "money is time") Step 35: Buy my victory ( because ) Step 36: Buy Destiny a story ( because we'd all like that now wouldn't we.) Step 37: Buy my way back into reality. (because that's a good idea) Step 38: Realize i'm broke as f*** and try to buy my way back but I'm too broke (shit) Step 39: Stop writing steps (because my hands are too tired. Seriously my hands got buff as hell from typing this) Step 40: Wake up as a guardian again (because sequels) Step 41: Have a conversation with Riksis ( because why not? Last time we just walked into dock-13 and just lit up his friends! I mean seriously what if they weren't even his friends, WHAT IF THEY WERE HIS KIDS...that's a lot of kids...poor guy.) Step 42: Make a bet with the bounty tracker in which if i win i get my bounties finished from me for the rest of time!! Step 43: Win Bet (Because that's what i do?) Step 44: Fly to the top of the traveler ( because who doesn't want to be the first guardian to walk on the traveler) Step 45: Do the Carlton on top of the traveler ("it's not unusual to be loved by anyone") Step 46: Piss off the top of the Traveler ( because...just because) Step 47: Go to the moon and ask "Wizards" if they're actual females ( because the female term for "Wizards" is "Witch") Step 48: Get slapped for trying to check (Hey they could've been lying) Step 49: Ask Atheon if he ever met Optimus Prime ( because giant robots all know each other right?) Step 50: Use a thorn bullet as a knife ( because why not!?? Thorn literally shoots giant poison kunais ) Step 51: Enter Stasis until Taken King's release ( Me: "Wake me when you need me" Ghost: You know you're not the Master Cheif right? Me : Shut up...little light. *troll face*)
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Start dancing
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Modificato da mc_muffin24: 8/30/2015 6:03:36 AMDo what I normally do when I wake up? 0.Go back to sleep 1.Get up 2.Go to sleep on couch 3.Get up 4.Sleep on floor 5.Get up 6.Complain about it being hot 7.Eat something 8.Play destiny
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I use the messenger
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Hunter: shoot myself with a Golden Gun. Just to feel it. Warlock: Jiggly bits ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Titan: jump off the tower without a parachute (again, just to do it)
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Kill the Queens brother
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1 RispondiI'd go chat up Amanda Halliday, the ship lady. She seems weirdly hot. Or I might try to put the moves on the Queen.
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Make mocking "jerking off" gestures at Sunsingers with my Red Death.
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Jerk off on the moon, reef, venus, and on mars
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Play with my boobs and vagina
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This whole thread: play with tits and bang queen
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Drink a beer
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I know I did a 62-65, but they're missing. Glitch, or Ninja? 66. Make a really tall pyramid out of everyone's unwanted blue engrams at the bottom of the tower. 67. Jump off the top of the tower into the engram pile. 68. Design a new Titan Helmet called the Rhino and a Hunter one called the Moose. 69. Install a pool table in the Guardians' lounge. 70. Convince everyone that the City is in desperate moral trouble because of the pool table, and that the only solution is to create a boys' band. 71. Try to sell some Miracle-growth hair tonic to Cmdr. Zavala. 72. Find out just how it is you can get the same items out of two vaults that are 500,000,000 miles apart. 73. Find a schematic for a ship called the Egg Salad Sandwich. 74. Take some red paint into the Crucible. When a hunter goes invisible on you, just dump the paint on them. Presto, instant visible hunter.
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All three. Kill ives. Then fight the darkness.
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Go wreck shop in IB
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Masturbate.
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Go invisible and spy on little lights
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Patrol earth and save any ordinary human. Its do dumb there could be families out there struggling that we know nothing about meanwhile their getting tortured by hive magic or ripped apart my dregs. Also i'd go study lore and develop new magic for myself and other classes. Might even help a titan understand blink. Lastly, crucible a looooot of crudibowl.
