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10/9/2014 3:09:46 PM
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The bubble. A Titan's home away from home. A place where they keep the world at bay. Here we can see a wild Titan roaming his territory. Satisfied that all is well he projects a shield bubble and proceeds to sit down and relax inside of it, perhaps even examine the many spoils of battle he has accumulated.
From on top of a hill a Warlock appears. She spies the Titan's bubble and looks upon it as if a challenge has been issued. Not normally enemies out in the wild the Titan and the Warlock none the less share a penchant for destruction. The Warlock causally approaches. The Titan sees the Warlock. The Warlock cocks her head and winks at him playfully. The Titan knows what's coming next. His mouth utters the words, "Don't you dare." But alas before he can finish the sentence his bubble lays ruined around him, victim of the Nova Bomb just unleashed upon it. The Warlock gracefully glides back down to ground and blows imaginary dust from her hand. The Titan approaches furiously.
[u]Titan:[/u] "How dare you!?"
[u]Warlock: [/u]"Was pretty magnificent wasn't it?
[u]Titan:[/u] "It was magical."
[u]Warlock:[/u] "You're magical."
[u]Titan:[/u] "I love turtles."
[u]Warlock:[/u] "So do I. Kiss me already you fool!"
They embrace passionately. From out of nowhere a Hunter uncloaks and Bladedances both of them into the void.
[u]Hunter:[/u] "Filthy buggers. This is the Crucible for god's sake."
The Hunter get's sniped from behind by a fellow Hunter and so the circle of life in the Crucible continues.
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Bungie: must add more like button. Thank you :)
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Golden..Just pure gold.lmao
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Awesome.
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Defender Titan is life, Defender Titan is love.
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Still a better love story than twilight
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uhhh...WAT?!
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Don't worry ill just walk in with my arc blade and cut off your head will your dancing
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I think you and I play Destiny a bit differently...
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Haha this
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Ahaaahaahaaayaa
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This is the best. Of anything. Ever. lol!
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"I love turtles"? This Exo Titan doesn't understand the meaning of turtles. Also, this Warlock/Titan romance thing people think is going on (I saw another post about titan/warlock marriages) is kinda odd. Someone better write a fanfic on it quick
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"I love turtles" is an in-joke for my enjoyment & possibly others who catch on. The sentence is a reference to a poll I happened upon some time ago here on Bungie net. The title was along the lines of[i] 'What do you shout out loud when you get killed in the Crucible.'[/i] Among the choices of 'Damn, Nooooo, F#%@', etc. the topic creator had put in the glorious line, "I love turtles!" From that point on I've been sneaking the sentence into some of my more 'artistic' posts.
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I thought it just had to do with the fact that you're sitting in a bubble, like a turtle to his shell.
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Fair enough.
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Best thing I read all day.
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Awesome. Definitely put a smile on my face today. Thank you for that awesome story.
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I'm the type of hunter to suicide lol go in with my super and 1 shot you with golden gun but then have your team kill me cause I can't see.
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I know I hate how it makes you NOT SEEEEE
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Ha ha ha ha ha... CLASSIC!
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Thank you for this.
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Awesome. Made me chuckle.
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i cri evrytym
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Beautiful
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Lol awesome but so fcked up omg were all on drugs
