You have ALL been decieved. WE are ALL deceived. Deception had made a home in our minds and hearts and it is nesting, eating our souls and poisoning our minds and destroying our City. This prophet, this myth, RNGesus, is hailed and despised in equal amounts by each and every one of you. Such a dichotomous fable has never existed before. But he is false! And I have proof! How closely have you seen the letters? How close have you dared to venture to your unseen benefactor, or your hidden bane? Do you know what you worship? Do you know what you hate? It is a LIE, my friends. Those letters, those three, CAPITAL letters, spell an evil that has existed long before RNGistianity ever did. It is a constructed and malicious entity that has been planted in our Midst to divide and eliminate us. And the clue was right there the whole time. Look closely. CLOSER. Now do you see? R. N. G. [b]RANDAL. N. GREG.[/b] They have hunted you without hunting, destroyed you with gifts, and seeded the hatred between you without lifting a finger, but by playing on our own mortal greed. We have done this to ourselves. REPENT. Repent now, repent quickly, before it is TOO LATE. EDIT: have you seen the signs of their seeders? They have sayings. It is important you know their TRUE meaning. GIT GUD: Greg Is The Greatest, Ultimate Desire. SHUT UP MEG: Sow Hatred Unto Them; Use Protracted, Malicious Enragements, Greg SCRUB: Show Cowards: Randal Unchallenged Boss NOOB: Not On Our Battlefield (meaning they let us destroy ourselves from within, and not on their worlds) NEWB: Now Everything Will Burn (an ominous promise from Randal once the seeds of RNGesus have been spread and taken root) MASTER RACE: May All Slovenly Terrans Embrace Recalcitrance, Randal Activates Combative Elimination NERF: None Escape Randal's Ferocity BUFF: Break Under Fallen Fists KNOW THE SIGNS. Stop them at ALL COSTS.