So i'm talking to a friend on Skype, he's been refusing to go on webcam for a while now and he recently just announced that he was choking on semen. This leads me to believe that he has been doing homosexual acts whilst talking to me at the same time. Just don't hug me, i'm scared. I don't know what I should do, should I hang up or should I choke on semen as well? True story.