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1/7/2022 11:10:18 PM
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Ex-Chaperone User Here
It was tough. But I managed to break my addiction. I lost my house, money, family and friends. All I had left was my PS and rented wifi and an extension cable from my neighbors house.
Now I use other weapons (yes there are more than just palindrome, assuming you even use it). My family took me back in, I’ve touched grass, and overall my life is better.
The best part of this is, YOU can become sober just like me! I believe in you! This post goes for any weapon PvP neckb-I mean valued individuals cannot stop using, Lorentz, Arbalest, Felwinters, Fatebri-blam!- (timelost obviously), Main Ingredient (yes you stompees hunter), and literally ANY other fusion archetype!
I know you can become clean. With a little dedication and some time outside, you too can have your life back!
[i][u]Disclaimer[/u][/i] [i]if you are actually suffering from crippling Chaperone addiction, please contact a certified therapist.[/i]
[spoiler]All of the above post is 200% satire, if you actually have an addiction (not like weapons, like drugs, alcohol, serious stuff) please contact a certified therapist. :) [/spoiler]
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3 commentairesI was using chaperone years before y'all jumped ok this wagon because of the shotgun nerf. Bunch of posers now crying for a nerf so that everything sucks.
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5 commentairesUh oh. UH OH! SOMEBODY POSTED: [spoiler] Cringe.
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2 commentairesI am addicted to Lemon arc. Someone help me
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4 commentairesI am addicted, the wife and kids left and now its just me and the trusty chappy left
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2 commentairesFusion users are required by law to make sure they let their neighbours know they are living nearby for the safety of their children.
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1 commentaireI only dabbled a little in Lorentz Driver. I don’t have a problem and can put it down anytime I want . I mean, who wants to 1 hit body guardians all day long . That’s ridiculous . Mom, have you seen my Lorentz Driver? I’m can’t seem to find it .
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2 commentairesChaperone and Lorentz users get bagged every time I come across them 👍🏻
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4 commentairesSorry, but running lorentz, empowering rift, Stag, and bottom tree Stormcaller is a feeling of euphoria that not much else can match.
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1 commentaireNothing is more clean than using double primary (except for bow and handcannon)
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5 commentairesFatebri-blam!- huh
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Crack Lorentz user
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2 commentairesThey call me Mr Clean around my parts. Just me and my Crimson since 2017.
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6 commentairesI just got my vex, how could I keep myself from getting addicted? Trying to prevent it before it happens
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15 commentairesSlugs are made much better by controller soft aimbot… a nerf to controller should bring them into line
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#justonemorehit
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1 commentairePfft….SGs. I used to be inseparable with scout rifles, but then I took an arrow to the knee… Bungie introducing their damn bows and nerfing scouts to give bows “identity”🤮…urgh 😔.
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2 commentairesLucky -blam!-'s out here touching grass when all I can feel is snow and ice.
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1 commentaireAs an Ex chap main myself, I feel so much better without it. I’ve done better in school, got a girl, and don’t hate myself! You can do it too!
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Hey! Woah woah woah. I got my main ingredient fair and square (bought it from Xur). Don’t make fun of me. It’s literally the only fr I like I pvp. Hearing that charge up time and blasting a shotgunner whom I just out maneuvered is great! [spoiler]Just to be extra careful I always run TLW too[/spoiler]
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Modifié par Epic ways : 1/10/2022 1:01:51 AMI used to be addicted to Luna's Howl then bungie threw my gun in the vault and locked it away forcing me to become sober. Remember, they can forcibly help you to become sober too, just give it some time and let bungie know that you need help.
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3 commentairesIt is funny how he included all fusion archetypes. I’m not saying that main ingredient isn’t broken, because it is. But the high impacts are trash and the other archetypes are fairly balanced. On top of that fusions were hardly used prior to this season..
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9 commentairesModifié par TigersFan228 : 1/8/2022 1:55:30 PMFatebri-blam!- That’s censored too???? [spoiler]Great post here’s an updoot[/spoiler]
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2 commentairesFunny enough, I hated the 2 primary system. But since the ttk changes in Forsaken, it's virtually all I run because they're so convenient. Currently enjoying the battle rifle and traveler's chosen. But my beloved OG loadout will always be Sunfall and Last Perdition.
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1 commentaireChaperone? you insane? im over here with all 4 tex mech exoctics, catch up, they are the best. Dead man's tale exotic scout rifle is just the beggining, i got the masterwork and rememberance skin (ofc glimmer, im smart). Then chaperone, the prospector, and the huckleberry as a backup tex mech. Im addicted to those 4 guns, of one brand, get with me. XD XD XD
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2 commentairesDo I count in that list?
