Also, [quote] Boomer A person who exhibits the following characteristics: -anywhere from 30-75 years old* -white -owns a house in the suburbs -balding -drinks Monster Energy Zero Ultra -calls his kids things like “champ” and “big guy” -his riding lawnmower is the envy of fellow boomers -hates and ridicules Millennials -(sip) -wakes up at 6am to mow his lawn -“Yeah I would’ve went pro if I didn’t injure my ___ during that championship game” -MAGA -only listens to Dad rock -“snowflakes” -“I’m sure she had her reasons” -“when I was your age” -“back in my day” -probably peaked in high school -will be nostalgic for classic video games like Doom if younger -drives a Corvette on weekends -has had steady office job for over a decade -socks and sandals -wine and dines at Olive Garden or Applebee’s *One doesn’t have to be an actual member of the Baby Boom generation to be considered a Boomer. A Boomer is anyone that embodies the stereotypes of this age group. My Boomer neighbor blasts AC/DC on his lawnmower at 6am whilst double-fisting monster energy zero ultras [/quote] This is the 5th definition, but also the funniest.