Democrat
The political party opposite the Republican party. Their beliefs are that everyone should live on welfare, and no one should be too rich. That it's OK to kill innocent unborn children, but killing serial killers is bad. And that Socialism is OK, as long as you call it "change." Their mascot is a donkey, and it suits them.
Republican
The people who write the definitions for Democrat.
Seems accurate.
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#Offtopic
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I personally haven't really met too many Republicans who believe this kind of stuff, but I've also cut those people out of my life, mainly because I personally believe that people should be able to support themselves and that if someone has way too much money to the point where they can't even spend a fraction of it, they should spend at least some of it towards the community that they live in. I personally grew up with this mindset because my family struggled to barely make ends meet for a good chunk of my life, and I grew up in a small conservative community, where people helped each other out as much as they could.
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8 commentairesAlso, [quote] Boomer A person who exhibits the following characteristics: -anywhere from 30-75 years old* -white -owns a house in the suburbs -balding -drinks Monster Energy Zero Ultra -calls his kids things like “champ” and “big guy” -his riding lawnmower is the envy of fellow boomers -hates and ridicules Millennials -(sip) -wakes up at 6am to mow his lawn -“Yeah I would’ve went pro if I didn’t injure my ___ during that championship game” -MAGA -only listens to Dad rock -“snowflakes” -“I’m sure she had her reasons” -“when I was your age” -“back in my day” -probably peaked in high school -will be nostalgic for classic video games like Doom if younger -drives a Corvette on weekends -has had steady office job for over a decade -socks and sandals -wine and dines at Olive Garden or Applebee’s *One doesn’t have to be an actual member of the Baby Boom generation to be considered a Boomer. A Boomer is anyone that embodies the stereotypes of this age group. My Boomer neighbor blasts AC/DC on his lawnmower at 6am whilst double-fisting monster energy zero ultras [/quote] This is the 5th definition, but also the funniest.
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1 commentaireLast I checked it was deleted but years ago I saw The Quickening: the point during coitus when you climax so hard that your eyes roll back into your head and lightning comes out of your penis
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Look up, a rusty venture
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2 commentairesModifié par brose_one : 11/9/2019 4:05:25 AM[quote]Brosé The Mexican version of broseph; anyone who is a bro from a Spanish-speaking country Man 1: "Hey broseph!" Man 2: "No hablo Inglés.." Man 1: "Oh...Hola Brosé" #broseph#brosef#brose#mexican#latino [/quote] close enough. 🤷🏽♂️
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5 commentairesModifié par InfernoValkyro : 11/8/2019 11:58:00 PM“Wood” Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment. I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
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Modifié par CAMMAX008 : 11/9/2019 3:10:16 PM[spoiler]not sure if T for teen, you have been warned[/spoiler] I'd like to tell you to search up [spoiler]angry racoon[/spoiler] but I can't. I'd like to tell you to go on urban dictionary incognito and search up on [spoiler]singing bj (b**w j*b)[/spoiler] but I can't. I'm sorry ma'am but I can't help you!
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17 commentairesModifié par The Chosen One : 11/9/2019 3:16:22 PMMY NAME ROCKS ON URBAN DICTIONARY 1. [REDACTED] This ones weird, but the next one is the one I like 2.A fully sick lad that can quick scope and crossmap like a beast I agree. This is the one that "rocks" The rest are just more like the 1st one. [spoiler]they're fitting IRL, it's kinda scary[/spoiler] [spoiler]baited[/spoiler] [spoiler]I might put the name up[/spoiler] [spoiler]baited again[/spoiler]
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Urban dictionaries are hive of scum and villainy, and they're fun too
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9 commentairesWhat would it look like if a Democrat wrote the definitions?
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1 commentaireThere is an offtopic porch day urban dictionary definition
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Diggler... Lol.
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Are there any definitions for names that aren't positive? I suppose it's nice to read something like that anyways
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[quote]Conservative 1. One who believes in "traditional values" but rejects any debate challenging the conservative definition of what said values are. Conservatives claim to value limited government, but are willing to expand government without limit in order to impose their personal morality on all others. 2. A liberal when it comes to the economy. Though individuals are barred from making various personal choices, businesses may do whatever they want with no repercussions. 3. One who is quite familiar with the concept of "Majority Rules" but is unable to understand the concept of "Minority Rights" (the premise that bars the majority from voting to restrict the rights of the minority). 4. An individual who claims to value the constitution above all else, but in reality is willing to suspend all amendments for any reason related to national security (except for the 2nd). 5. A black-and-white thinker. Conservatives think largely in absolutes, ignoring the various social, cultural, and economic nuances that define an issue. 1. Conservative view: Gay marriage is wrong because the Bible says so and I value the Bible as my personal guiding force. You, a male, may thus not marry your male partner. 2. Conservative view: Though same-sex couples are destroying America, oil speculators may drive up gas prices for their own personal profit; whatever that may do to the economy. 3. Conservative view: George W. Bush won 51% of the vote in 2004. Republicans now have a "mandate" to do whatever they want without considering the opinions of the remaining 49% of Americans. 4. Conservative view: You can be held indefinitely if deemed a potential terrorist without being charged or provided a lawyer, regardless of what the constitution says. A father may keep his loaded handgun within reach of his toddler because of what the constitution can be construed to say. 5. Conservative view: Our schools are underperforming. It must be the teachers. Pay them less.[/quote]
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Modifié par Neko Neko Nya : 11/8/2019 9:31:23 PMYou forgot a sentence [quote] For the people who write definitions for Republican,see Democrat. [/quote]
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10 commentairesserial killers can die. if you commit a crime bad enough you just die. that’s how it should be
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Modifié par isaac13d : 11/8/2019 11:43:35 PMOh, I just read the entry on my name... I don't feel like it really applies that well Edit: I mean, I only really play guitar and trumpet, I've not really tried anything else...
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4 commentairesLook up your name on urban dictionary. I got something that made me laugh my ass off.
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Gamers [quote] The most oppressed group in the world. Also the group with the biggest peepees but never get coochie "Fellow Gamers, rise up!" [/quote]
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2 commentairesSo much bias.
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I love it
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I mean, it's urban dictionary dude
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[quote] Seems accurate.[/quote]
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