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Modifié par Nucking Futs  : 11/10/2015 4:18:55 PM
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>be me

>be me >heading into GameStop >hot ass cashier >"hi welcome to GameStop." >get so nervous I start to fart >"are you okay?" >she touches my shoulder >shits pants >asks if they have bathrooms >"here I'll show you" >leads me to the bathroom by hand >"uhh... Thanks..." >she rips off my pants >shit everywhere >bends me over >starts to lick my asshole clean >she starts moaning >she smears shit all over her face >she starts roaring in ecstasy >roaring >she is a bear >Realize bear is eating my asshole >bear keeps munching on my dingleberries >tsunami of shit into bears mouth >keep blasting into the bears mouth >Bear is now loudly gurgling struggling to swallow it all >Tears are rolling down its face because the smell >bear is roaring and gurgling on the putridness of it all >Voice outside, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" >Manager opens the door >gets on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur

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