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9/21/2015 10:33:55 PM
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>be me
>be me
>39 years old
>never lost virginity
>goes to Wal-Mart
>see 10/10 down the aisle
>check her out
>has a nice rack
>take her home to my place
>skip intro straight to bedroom
>rip her apparel off
>whip my unit out and grease it up
>i lick all over her smooth exterior
>enough oral go straight for penetration
>i stick my dick into the tight hole
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>make sounds never heard before in nature
>on the brink of spraying my baby gravy
>EjaculationFiesta.png
>turn to her
>I FINALLY DID IT. We finally did it
>i had lost my virginity to a nerf gun
Nerf or nothing.
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*facepalm*
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2 commentairesDidn't even smirk.
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1 commentaireI can't stop laughing
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>U. >Wot. >M8.
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2 commentaires[quote]>be me[/quote] With that story? I'd rather not.
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Ha yes me 2 tho
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2 commentaires[spoiler][quote]Nerf or nothing.[/quote][/spoiler]
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