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Modifié par Nucking Futs :
8/26/2015 11:40:24 PM
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When life gives you lemons
When life gives you lemons, you study the lemons from a safe distance.
When you study from a distance, you start to fall in love with them.
When you fall in love with the lemons, you ask them out for a date.
When you ask them out for a date, they reject you.
When they reject you, you get sad.
When you get sad, you go on a downward spiral of depression.
When you're depressed, you turn to drinking.
When you turn to drinking, you try and commit suicide.
When you try and commit suicide, you end up in the ICU. On suicide watch.
Don't end up on suicide watch. Get Direct T-V
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When life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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When life gives you lemons you make a gjallerhorn
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[quote]When life gives you lemons, you study the lemons from a safe distance. When you study from a distance, you start to fall in love with them. When you fall in love with the lemons, you ask them out for a date. When you ask them out for a date, they reject you. When they reject you, you get sad. When you get sad, you go on a downward spiral of depression. When you're depressed, you turn to drinking. When you turn to drinking, you try and commit suicide. When you try and commit suicide, you end up in the ICU. On suicide watch. Don't end up on suicide watch. Get Direct T-V[/quote]
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Haven't done that.
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Modifié par mrhal : 10/5/2015 8:00:00 PMThe only reason I give myself lemons is to make lemonade. Why else?
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1 commentaireWhen life gives u lemons YOU GET A NEW GOD
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You make apple juice
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Freeze em solid n chuck em at its head and say " thats what you get bitch"
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When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
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When life gives you lemons... You punch life in the face and say "I'm not poor" then take the lemons.
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When life gives you lemonade half life 3 confirmed
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[quote]When life gives you lemons....[/quote] [b][i]YOU SQUEEZE THEM OUT IN LIFE'S EYES![/i][/b]
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When life gives you lemons, You make apple juice! Duuh.
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when life gives you lemons you slice them open and throw it in lifes eyes
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1 commentaireWhen life gives you lemons, you lower TTKs price.
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3 commentairesWhen life gives u lemons pick them up and throw them at life's face.
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1 commentaireGet Dish TV
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1 commentaireWhen god gives you lemons you...FIND A NEW GOD!
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1 commentaireSqueeze them back into life's eyes
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1 commentaireWhen you turn to drinking, [i]drink the lemon juice[/i]
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2 commentairesMeh. When life gives u lemons make oj
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2 commentairesStrangle ur enemies with them
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2 commentairesYou paint that shit gold
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1 commentaireWhen life gives you lemons sue cause you wanted pizza
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