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#offtopic happened.

So I used to work at a deli. Well one day this lady walks up to the counter and orders some meat. I can't help but notice strange movements coming from underneath her shirt. I try to be polite and not stare but it's pretty obvious something strange is going on underneath this woman's clothes. I turn around to slice this woman's meat and I whisper to my Co workers that something is moving in the ladies shirt. Despite my best efforts I start to laugh. I hand the lady her meat and that something is still moving around very quickly making circles around her waist. I ask, "is there something in your shirt?" She reaches down into her shirt and pulls out two sugar gliders. I bust out laughing. She is very friendly and goes on and on and on and on about her precious sugar gliders and eventually she sticks them back in her shirt and walks away. It was a strange and hilarious event.

I posted this on your last strange-story post. But I'll post it again, I don't give a [b]-blam!-[/b] >be me >driving on backroads >sees creepy abandoned house >2spooky4me >speeds up to get past creepy house >is passing house >looks at house >holyshet.jpeg >does double take >sees a toilet [spoiler][i]>in the motherf[b]u[/b]cking tree[/i][/spoiler]

One day while I was at work, I got a call from a customer. I answered in my normal way. "Produce, this is Porsche l. How may I help you?" The guest the proceeds to ask me the weirdest question I've ever received in my three years working there. She asks "how much of your produce is irradiated" in a very serious tone. I'm shocked by this question and don't really know how to answer it. I just say "Well ma'am I don't believe any of it is." She then laughs at me, says "That's not true, I'll call back tomorrow when a manager is working and ask then." That lady is crazy!

One day I decided to go to #Offtopic. Scarred me 4 lyfe.