It's more like smashing your balls repeatedly with two bricks knowing how great it feels when you miss.
j/k :) IB can be fun if you don't take it seriously. Just run, gun, and capture zones and that's about it. Go for A and B immediately, then collapse on C. If you play with randos, play the objective because most of the time they don't. If you notice a blueberry rushing B, help him, he'll need it.
If you [i]do[/i] want to sweat it, put on a brainless loadout like Mountaintop + Gnawing Hunger or Suros + Felwinters, and abuse the hell out of the meta. No point at being at a disadvantage if anyone else is abusing it. Also, cutting your losses and retreating from a losing battle to regroup is a smart strategy. If you see an unbroken of flawless stack or just one carrying the other team, just back out and try queueing again in a minute or two. No one will make a movie about your glorious final stand unless it's some streamer's 50 elim montage.
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Sound advice, I suck at crucible but I do still have fun doing exactly the same.