-Le me
-2007
-Is a fatass 370 pound lump o' lard
-Random hot ass girl comes up to me
-"Will you be my valentine?"
-Skepticle fat me: Yes.....
-She kisses me on the lips and gives me a balloon and a box of chocolates
-Is inspired to stop being a fat ball of shit
-Goes to gym and loses up to 120 pounds
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crid fir lé 7 yrs
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I cry erry time
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Thats pretty damn fantastic
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When I read this, I imagined Cleveland Brown's son. Not to be mean, but that's who I thought of lol
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Your story is inspirational. Just like a fairytale.
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Congrats m8
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*Nods in approval* respect
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You're here too?
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Funny story is I went and thanked her when I got muscular. Told her that if it wasn't for her that day I might have continued to be a lardadile.Told her I owed her my life (I was still a dumb sophmore in highschool) and she later took my virginity. Life was good.
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*nod of approval is beyond incomprehensible*
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Holy -blam!-
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*takes off wig* Yeah, it was her who took your virginity. No but really I'm actually planning on getting a gym membership soon. And I'm a sophomore now.
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I liked my own post lol
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ME TOO! Ermahgerd!
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Editado por SSDxCrunchyWolf: 1/5/2015 3:00:37 AMCoincidence?! I think not. It must be teh aluminati.
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*Nod of approval intensifies*
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