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Editado por Recon Number 54:
1/24/2015 5:08:43 AM
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Weirdest thing a girl has ever done to you?
A girl peed on my hand while I was fingering her... Pretty cool
*edit* What high school did you dudes go to?! I keep reading stories about sexual stuff happening in class. Y'all are animals.
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2 RespuestasThis is my favorite post
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18 RespuestasEditado por Jaaake AU: 12/29/2014 2:25:15 AMRipped out my heart and threw it away MY HEART IS MY EMOTIONS SHE TOOK TOOK THEM AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND WHILE HER LIES AND DECEIT CUT THROUGH THE TATTERED REMAINS OF MY ABILITY TO EVER LOVE AGAIN I cry. I CRY
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1 RespuestaSomeone reply to this
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40 Respuestas-Le me -2007 -Is a fatass 370 pound lump o' lard -Random hot ass girl comes up to me -"Will you be my valentine?" -Skepticle fat me: Yes..... -She kisses me on the lips and gives me a balloon and a box of chocolates -Is inspired to stop being a fat ball of shit -Goes to gym and loses up to 120 pounds
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1 RespuestaI have officially lost all hope for the next generation. Smh
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2 RespuestasFinger blasted my urethra
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4 RespuestasEditado por MeGa Mysterious: 1/20/2015 3:02:43 AMBump to read later...[spoiler] The government is bees[/spoiler]
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26 RespuestasEditado por PSCHOMECH: 1/14/2015 12:00:08 AM> be me > last summer break > in summer school > Girl I have known for a while is also in summer school she be 7.5/10 > during lunch break, we eat with the rest of the group > She looks at me completely serious > shows me her phone and asks which one should she buy > I turn to see what she is talking about > OMGWTH.mpeg > arethosedlildos.exe > she stares waiting for me to give her an answer still serious as fuk > ask why are you asking me? > her : which one? > I look at them > WhatamIsupposedtodo.png > Take note that they are Furry type dildos > Remembered she was lesbian, with a girlfriend > ask are you sure > yes she says > Pointsatrandompictureonscreen.jar > that one > she be like : OMG you have a sense of style > shows a close up of the one > it was a dragon one > overnight ships it and brings it the next day > WhathaveIgottenmyselfinto.Iso > unboxes it during lunch > It was a HUGE one > Icanteven.txt > went home and questioned my life edit: spell check
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42 RespuestasEditado por angry0lbgrampa: 1/10/2015 4:15:42 AMSo I was dating this girl. It was third date. I decided to take her to my private beach property( I live in Michigan). We are swimming having a great time. Mind you I am able to hold my breath for a little over 2 mins so I decided to play a prank. I dive under the water and just go down flat to the bottom, calming my heart and clearing my mind. I can hear her thrashing around nearby. About 2 minutes go by so I start crawling towards her location. As I get closer, I realize she is in a shallow area but she has her back to me so she cannot see me yet. So I decide perfect I will come up behind her and bite her ass. I come up real fast and right as I am biting into her ass, she farts into my open mouth. I am frozen in shock, not knowing if what just happened actually happened. She turns and looks at me red faced, and with a super embarrassed look on her face. I manage to stammer, " did you fart in my mouth". She starts to cry and runs away towards the beach. [spoiler][url=http://i.imgur.com/Gba1Chf.jpg]We were married 6 months later.[/url][/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasA girl talked to me once. That was pretty weird. They usually just run.
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3 Respuestas8th grade, I was at my ex's house and we were knew to doing sexual things, and one day when I was rubbing her she queefs and I'm like, wtf? And she says yah, I can make myself queef, I trust breathe in and push. At the time I didnt know what a queef was so I thought it was cool
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4 RespuestasStuffed her pus*y with chocolate so i could eat up.... wierd but fu*king awsomeeeeee!!!!!!!!😈
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4 RespuestasThe weirdest thing a girl has done to me is send me a picture of her boobs on snapchat and then apologized because they were meant for someone else.
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12 RespuestasI built a pirate ship with a friend about a year ago and we were on it checking the riggings and rudder system im at the wheel when i hear him yell i look down at him and see his girl friend pinning him to the deck and tieing up his hands he yells for help and i pretend not to hear while she drags him below deck but next thing i know im pinned to the wheel getting my hands bound im flipped around to see my girlfriend dressed as a pirate and she tells me "ahoy cap'n ready for an adventure?~" she then drags me to the captain's room. [spoiler]best..sex..evvver[/spoiler]
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11 RespuestasI'm 10 and what is this
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1 Respuesta>*face goes flush, starts sweating* this, uh, this one time, uh... >*swallows, eyes darting* this once... >*voice cracks* a girl talked to me.
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1 RespuestaThis chick I was seeing shit the bed while I was fu*king her. I wrote the smell off as a fart. So I guess you could say I fu*ked the shit out of her
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2 RespuestasThis isn't a weird thing a girl did to me but bear with me: So a group of mates and I were at a bar and after quite a lot of beers this chick walks up to me and started chatting me up, and before you know it asks me to go into the bathrooms with her. We got there and long story short found out this "girl" had a dick. I -blam!-ing gunned it, told my friends we gotta GTFO, and we went home. Haven't been back there since.
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4 RespuestasTalked to me, it was weird 😂
