This is the best.

I read that doing the gordon ramsey voice in my head.

[quote]I wish that bungie would get someone like Gordon Ramsay to do a "Studio nightmares" for their building. Gordon: "Hello, nice to see you. So lets get to business, how is the service around here?" Deej: "Great, all guardians are satisfied with our services as it is the best" Gordon: "All guardians?" Deej: "I am referring to the destiny community." Gordon: "Why don't you just say all the customers are satisfied?" Deej: "I have to keep the attitude of a hard badass exotic wielding killing machine" Gordon: "Oh ok so you're just a smartass" Deej: "You aren't wrong" Gordon: "OK then, righto. Lets get to playing this destiny game?" Deej: "Absolutely, right this way" *After Gordon plays destiny* Deej: "Well? what do you think?" Gordon: "Well I've got to be completely honest with you... It was shit. Worst experience i've had in gaming since CoD AW. I'm always being disconnected! There is connection issues with the multiplayer and single player aspects. You give a player a consumable that makes them skip half the game? It's like you feel bad that that content is basically worthless now and you threw them a pity butt boost. if your customers like this shit they are deluded!" Deej: "......." Gordon: "Are you going to respond?" Deej: "I'm advised to ignore negative feedback" Gordon: "Oh my god, how the hell will the studio make the game any better if they don't listen to feedback?" Deej: "We think we know what is best for our customers, like our addition of silver and micro transactions" Gordon: "So you're saying you'd rather -blam!- them than let them receive what they payed for?" Deej: "Hey I don't -blam!-ing make this game"[/quote]