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1/26/2015 12:22:55 AM
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[spoiler]ohhhhh[/spoiler]
*sighs*
These.
*pulls out brass knuckles made of an alloy forged by only the gods*
English
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"Eh. Go for it." *stands, stretches a little*
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[spoiler]you won't win lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Well I won't lose, m8[/spoiler]
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*throws fist at where your neck meets your chest, with Fists of God equipped*
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*ducks, grabs your arm, and uses your momentum to throw you over my head*
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*hits wall* THATS NOT BRAWLING
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*stands over you* "Really? Maybe it should be. Seems to work well."
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we are fighting purely with our fists! *fakes a lefty but hurls a right*
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*jumps backward when you fake the lefty* "Oh, alright. I think I understand."
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*throws the good ole one two*
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*crouches beneath the swings and imitates them at diaphragm-level on your torso*
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*doesnt flinch* That all you got Mr. Cans Ass?
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*looks up* "Well, I was hoping it'd be all I'd need..."
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*vomits on you* Ugh sorry *wipes mouth* 7 bottles of mead
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*glances down at armor* "Great. Motion to suspend our brawl so I can hose this off before it dries?"
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*lightly punches your shoulder* Sure thing, mr Cans Ass.
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*armor narrowly prevents a dislocated socket* "'Till later, Goldilocks."
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Haha I like you mister.
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*nods and walks off*
