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Editado por Im Panther Land:
12/7/2014 8:40:52 PM
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>me me, in school, drowning in pussy
>me at new school
>be me in hallways
>baller as fck per usual
>noticing all these girls staring
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>10/10s everywhere
>dis school is ripe af
>finally get to class
>all eyes on me
>sit down in assigned seat
>minute later 11/10 girl sits next to me
>thank you based teacher
>class starts
>boring as shit
>wannabe scholar asks a question 2 minutes in
>tell girl fresh insult about kid
>she giggles
>eyes meet
>she turns away quik
>damn im good
>class goes on
>papers passed out
>we both reach
>hands touch
>ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
>this gets her horny
>puts my hand on her thigh
>yoga pants
>boner at 25%
>so alpha
>class is about to end
>when its over we go to auditorium
>start kissing
>caress her perfect body
>boner at the ready
>clothes come off
>have sex for 10 minutes
>finish inside of her
>she smiles
[spoiler]Then I woke up[/spoiler]
(based off a true story)
English
#Offtopic
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I was expecting bel air
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8 RespuestasIf you're drowning in pussy, swim to the butt.
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10/10 IGN: cock jousting here we come
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>at party >baes there >alpha >boner.jpeg >alphier alpha walks in >bae jumps up and begins to make out >beta.avi >so sad >flaccid 75% >her friend notices >begins to walk towards me >hopesup.mp3 >walks past me >begins to make out with my friends >sooper sad
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Too many times have I had dreams of similar nature. Then I turned 15.
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This is what Off Topic consists of? Why would you people not stick to Reddit and 4chan? [spoiler]jimmies rustled[/spoiler]
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Is it just me but when you start having sex in a dream, the room you are in doing your business like soon as you start your room gets bum rushed by a -blam!- ton of people and they just start mingling like it's a cocktail party.
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3 RespuestasEditado por Cultmeister: 12/7/2014 4:25:06 PM[quote]Then I woke up[/quote] [quote](based off a true story)[/quote] Yep. This is what would have really happened >me at new school >be me in hallways >baller as fck per usual >noticing all these girls staring >[url=http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8060099.ece/alternates/w620/24-elephantman.jpg]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/url] >10/10s everywhere >dis school is ripe af >finally get to class >all eyes on me >sit down in assigned seat >minute later 11/10 girl sits next to me >thank you based teacher >class starts >boring as shit >wannabe scholar asks a question 2 minutes in >social_anxiety.wmv >attempt witty remark at bae next to me >mumble >sneeze halfway through, getting snot on bae's face >pen rolls off table >fall off chair reaching for it >fart loudly >bae asks to go to the toilet >no_bae_pls_dnt_lev_meh.jpg >bae goes to the toilet >bell goes >no bae pls >swaps classes >no bae >hooks up with jock >pls >cry >beta.flv
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1 RespuestaI never had these "wet dreams" as a teenager sounds good though probably amazing if lucid dreaming at same time too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>expecting bel air comment >let down
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>this gets her horny >puts my hand on her thigh >yoga pants >boner at 25% Epic rhyme bro
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi0AqS4e6NI&itct=CB4QpDAYAiITCLmm26mLtcICFQjPqgod0gYArDIHcmVsYXRlZEjRw5_siM645SE%3D
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Oh well at least you had a wet dream. I never dream. Now I'm also so desensitised by porn that I can no longer fap without it :(
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2 RespuestasI was thinking this was going to be based off of a hentai or some shit. But that spoiler..
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1 RespuestaAnd then when you're 30 and still flipping burgers you think "Man, why didn't I concentrate on raising my GPA instead of my winkie?"
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Shame you're not that slick in reality.
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1 RespuestaGive us part 2!
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1 Respuesta-blam!-ing lol. In real life you're the kid getting made fun of.
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haha so epic reddit XDDD ;^)))))
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2 RespuestasGee that dream chick sound desperate, you touch her hand she gets horny. You only have a 25% boner WTF
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2 Respuestasu have stolen my greentext dream,OP. This act is unforgivable.
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1 Respuesta[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - \ \ ,/﹋╯[/spoiler]
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[quote]drowing in pussy[/quote]
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I hate when you wake up. Why can't that be the live you live and your other life the dream
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Editado por pokepatrick1: 12/7/2014 5:39:36 PM
