Your only a real 30 of you're married with a house and kids
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Crap. I'm a fake 31.
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I'm married and have kids... but live in an apartment. .. does that still count?
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Do you own or rent the apartment? Also I don't have kids so I'm fake 31.
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Rent is fine as long as you have more than 1 bathroom and laundry in unit, then real 30. If your stepping foot inside a laundry mat even just to pick up wash/fold. Not only are you not real 30 you may need to rethink life.
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Life is horrible as a college student trying to raise a family... I'm not a real 30... :( Good thing it doesn't matter to me!
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Geez dude good luck with the real. In just making this up as I go along and really hate laundry mats
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So do I! I only wish this was made up. Thanks for the distraction though!
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What if I'm married, active duty military with 4 kids? Does that make me real or fake lol
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Having 4 kids in like you are holding 3 kids and drowning and then someone hands you a fourth kid. - poorly paraphrased Jim gaffigan bit
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Lol unfortunately I don't have all 4 (ex wife has 3 of them) 1400 bucks a month though talk about drowning lol