So I got insider information about the upcoming raid called "The Light Above". I know we all the have heard of the The Dark Below and how we are going to kill Crota, but this new raid is something very different. Instead of descending further into the depths of the hellmouth, we will take our fire team of 6 and ascend the stairs of heaven to kill jesus and end the blasphemy.
Even though there hasn't been any official information released to us, I was with a group that got up and out of the map on Old Russia and we found a dead ghost that gave us Intel about an old fantasy book called "the bible". Along with our discovery of the dead ghost, we also got into a part of the map that we assume will be included in the upcoming raid. So far we have explored that a long white staircase that will include 7 mini bosses named as Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, Uriel, Raguel, Remiel and Saraqael, each will pose a new and interesting challenge for guardians to overcome (I'm excited!).
After we got up the steps we came to a large gate that looks like it will just be another "defend ghost while he hacks" level :(. We did the sparrow through the wall glitch and we were met with an amazing suprise, some of the enemies actually spawned in! We got to fight level 30 Angels, gatekeepers, and other strange adds called "Religious Nutjobs" (those were SO annoying to kill).
Finally we made our way to the last boss area, here we were taken back by the beautiful landscape design. It was hill with a cross at the peak, over looking a sea of epic proportion ( almost as endless as the waves of the religious Nutjobs.). One player must then grab the Torah, a book of spells, and very literally "sentence" the raid boss, jesus, to death. Jesus is then teleported to the cross on top of the hill, impaled by metal spikes that are on each end of the wooden beams.
The blasphemy is destroyed. The rewards of the raid, the only two we know about, is a hand cannon called Intelligence, and a shotgun that goes by the name of Sanity. The hand cannon also gives you 100% intelligence, giving insight on new attributes on raid weapons.
PLEASE repost this because Bungie will hide these details at ALL COSTS.
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4 RespuestasThis post is fvcking disgusting and needs removed immediately whether it's satirical or not. Idiot
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24 RespuestasEditado por jmferris: 11/19/2014 3:18:21 PMAs an educated Atheist, even I find this offensive. It is bad enough that people tell other people how to play a game the right way, but to start and bring in personal attacks surrounding someone's faith is the sign of a weak and feeble mind. I won't "repost" it, but I will gladly report it - and whether a person is an Atheist, Christian, Jew, Hindu, Satanist, or anything else in this wide world of ours, I encourage them to do the same. [b]Edit: [/b] Grammar - because some of us actually still care about that, too.
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Turns out I was right!
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Oh no a post about religion...judging by the comments most people are upset... May God have mercy on our souls... [i]See what I did there?[/i] I have no friends.
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1 RespuestaYour an ass keep your opinions of religion to yourself atheist brick.
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And Allah said.. After 9 days in the desert.. Aloha snack bar!!!
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1 Respuesta[i]God[/i] forbid you would offend someone [i]Jesus[/i] man! I mean for [i]God[/i] sakes!
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1 RespuestaI for one will not be doing this raid me and my fellow Warlock "Sunbros" will be on Jesus' team for the following reasons. 1)Jesus has a self revive, HAS to be a fellow Sunbro. 2) It's closer to the sun.
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Yeah this post made me imagine you as some buck tooth teenager with a bad hair cut in mandals, cargo shorts, and a striped tshirt laughing behind your screen about how you think it's funny to hate on people's beliefs. As a Christian ill admit we even joke about religion, but when you take it to a level of believing in Jesus is insanity and lack of knowledge then it's just stupid.
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Save me Jebus
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18 RespuestasEditado por TwigTwig: 11/19/2014 11:26:48 PMThis is not a matter of law breaking or discrimination. This is a matter of censorship. A large majority of replies are people condemning the OP and calling for its removal and frankly, it's ridiculous. No one has the right to prevent me or anyone else from criticising, mocking or insulting your ideals and beliefs. This is the beauty of freedom of expression. No personal attacks involved, this is offending 'Jesus'. The fact that you all want it removed is utterly mind blowing, as well as depressing. Bungie [i]do[/i] have the right to remove this post, if it breaks their Code of Conduct. The reason [i]you[/i] want it removed is because you are offended that someone is laughing at your God. I'm offended. I'm offended when you tell me I'm going to hell for not believing. I'm offended when I am called out for 'taking the lords name in vain' when I say Jesus. I'm offended when WBBC tell us all how much they hate homosexuals. I'm offended when your bible tells me we must stone our women to death for having sex outside of marriage. I'm offended when your bible tells us Genocide is okay. I. Am. Offended. Reporting you all. [spoiler]to God[/spoiler]
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As a Catholic I find this funny. Very Funny, hey if you don't like religion that doesn't bother me one bit. If you find this offensive, holy crap, how can ANY OF YOU NIMRODS take this seriously? How can you? That or your so sensitive because your a zealot. Let this guy have fun I find it funny as well.
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3 RespuestasAs an agnostic, the specific religious subject matter of your post doesn't offend me. Your blatant belittling of a societal groups' faith and beliefs (in addition to horrendous grammar and general display of ignorance and lack of compassion) on the other hand, is quite offensive. You fail sir. You do not pass GO. You do not collect 200 dollars. Next time try to utilize your "creativity"(?) to create something imbued with positivity rather than hate.
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3 RespuestasReported
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Hail Satan
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1 RespuestaHow insensitive and disrespectful toward the beliefs of others. This post should be removed.
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1 RespuestaSo we will finally be able to face the greatest boss in the game... RNGesus
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[quote]So I got insider information about the upcoming raid called "The Light Above". I know we all the have heard of the The Dark Below and how we are going to kill Crota, but this new raid is something very different. Instead of descending further into the depths of the hellmouth, we will take our fire team of 6 and ascend the stairs of heaven to kill jesus and end the blasphemy. Even though there hasn't been any official information released to us, I was with a group that got up and out of the map on Old Russia and we found a dead ghost that gave us Intel about an old fantasy book called "the bible". Along with our discovery of the dead ghost, we also got into a part of the map that we assume will be included in the upcoming raid. So far we have explored that a long white staircase that will include 7 mini bosses named as Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, Uriel, Raguel, Remiel and Saraqael, each will pose a new and interesting challenge for guardians to overcome (I'm excited!). After we got up the steps we came to a large gate that looks like it will just be another "defend ghost while he hacks" level :(. We did the sparrow through the wall glitch and we were met with an amazing suprise, some of the enemies actually spawned in! We got to fight level 30 Angels, gatekeepers, and other strange adds called "Religious Nutjobs" (those were SO annoying to kill). Finally we made our way to the last boss area, here we were taken back by the beautiful landscape design. It was hill with a cross at the peak, over looking a sea of epic proportion ( almost as endless as the waves of the religious Nutjobs.). One player must then grab the Torah, a book of spells, and very literally "sentence" the raid boss, jesus, to death. Jesus is then teleported to the cross on top of the hill, impaled by metal spikes that are on each end of the wooden beams. The blasphemy is destroyed. The rewards of the raid, the only two we know about, is a hand cannon called Intelligence, and a shotgun that goes by the name of Sanity. The hand cannon also gives you 100% intelligence, giving insight on new attributes on raid weapons. PLEASE repost this because Bungie will hide these details at ALL COSTS.[/quote]
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You've got a lot of time on your hands, kiddie.
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1 RespuestaYou're the reason so many Americans have an irrational hate and ignorance about atheism and secularism in general.
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6 RespuestasSwing and a miss
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2 RespuestasWhenever you have to go out of your way to belittle and insult someone else's beliefs, it means you're insecure about your own.
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6 RespuestasWhy would you feel the need to make a post as retarded as this? Trying to prove what a cool edgy kid you are?
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4 RespuestasComing from someone who is very open minded and has never been pegged as "religious ", making fun of any religion is very disrespectful and makes all atheists look bad.