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Come here girl im going to show you this black hammer then im going to undress you and shoot you with my gallahorn then right when you think im finished im going to nova bomb you in the butt why i equip my golden gun and finish you off
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12 Respuestas[i]You better not pout, You better not cry, You better not shout cause' I'm going in dry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/i]
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I wanna slap some BBQ on that and just NUMNUMNUMNUM
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I need 1 more for crota and I want you ;)
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I have a lvl 27 Titan and a 1.2 k/d in COD
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13 RespuestasEditado por Neon: 1/26/2015 1:32:22 PM*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Ehem..." [spoiler][quote][i][b]If we ever met, I would caress your breasts until they became swollen and erect with pleasure, then I would dance around your dark below and not touch it but tease to. I would then suck your soft sensitive breasts to give you pleasure with my tongue. After that bombardment of touching I would then proceed into your dark below and caress that, wait until it was ready, then.... [/b][/i][/quote][/spoiler] *gets up and walks away* (Tension intensifies) (Not meant to be read, your fault for reading)
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I swear I don't have an Sti
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*Batman voice* Hey, babe... [i]let's hold hands...[/i]
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1 RespuestaDo you like bananas? Cos I'm bananas for you!
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Editado por Inflicte: 1/26/2015 5:08:09 PMI bet you're naked under those clothes, slut
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Your a fgt
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You remind me of a dog, horny and hot
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Sex is like fractions, its improper for the larger one to be ontop [spoiler]did i win?[/spoiler]
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Im gonna -blam!-ing ask you out, take you and your hot ass to dinner, -blam!-ing treat you like a princess, take you on a walk through the park, then go to your -blam!-ing house. Im gonna -blam!-ing go home cause i am not a whore, then in the morning your ass is coming over and we are gonna butter those -blam!-ing waffles in the toaster and like it, and after a -blam!-ing year ima marry you and have hot ass babies and die together.
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I'm gonna sit near you so hard, mmmmm.
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I'm going to tongue punch your fart box 😜
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1 RespuestaShow me your genitals
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I have a cat and she doesn't like canned cat food
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You're really a dude
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3 RespuestasClose your eyes and hold very still.
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5 RespuestasAre you a termite? Because your about to have a mouthful of wood.
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1 RespuestaYou know what's better than 25? [spoiler][b][i]69[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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2 RespuestasHey bbe, are you a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ ⊂== / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_ /