A party toga? Today isn't Throwback Thursday so get an original idea first! *puts on a pinafore*
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(e-e ) It's on..... *puts pineapple on head and pulls out Keytar*
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A formidable opponent indeed... *Whips out a watermelon* *eats the pink, and makes the green part a helmet* BEAT THAT!!!
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Damn, aren't you enthusiastic?
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:3 *Plays Dubstep on Keytar and shoots laser at people* Top that, sis!
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You bet I can! *grabs sassy gay friend and creates a mosh pit/ rave*
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Keelah....this is going to be fun. <||:3 *lights helmet on fire and plays "Business Cat" on Keytar while riding a Poptart*
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It is, Sir Smiley! *hands out Russian vodka to rave members*
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*kicks up a Vodka* *drinks it mid-air* *clicks tongue* Top that.
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ANY DAY. OR NIGHT. EXCEPT WEEKDAYS. *Snaps fingers in Z formation* *Last snap explode in glitters* Just did!
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Oooh! You're a tough cookie to beat! *throws up Keytar and pulls out a Portal Gun*
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Oh. I see how it is! *also pulls out Portal Gun* *pushes you into a perpetual loop*
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Pffftttt... *makes double infinite loop* *spins around in air and catches Keytar*
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*yawns* Boring! *summons a dragon* *flies around the vicinity*
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*plays Axel F and shoots down dragon with a Dubstep Gun* Aaaannnddd.....Wait for it..... [Large Explosion in background]
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You monster! *breaks poptart mount of yours* *shoots at you with death metal gun*
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*hits floor* Ah Keelah...... *sees laser* OH CRAP! *dodges at last moment*
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Damn! So close! *levels up weapon* *shoots at you better*
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CRAPCRAPCRAP!!! *shoots Portals* *jumps in one* .......... *pops up right behind you* Hello there!
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*back handsprings away from your lies* Fight me like man!
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*lands on floor* Fine. Your funeral, sis. *pulls out Dual Omni-Blades*
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*takes out bazooka* *fires at pretty much point blank*
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HOLY FU- *gets hit and goes flying across* Ow.......... *gets up*
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I WIN! *Fireworks launch*
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*wipes dust off of visor* Who said you won, sis?
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Also, every smart person on Earth!