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8/29/2014 6:05:50 AM
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I got screwed!
Had my day all planned out. Set 8th: take a nap from about 6pm till 11pm. Hit midnight release and play straight through until about 6am wed the 10th!
So I came into work at 11, and on my desk is a notice for mandatory firearms qualification 830am on sept 9th!!!!! Wtf!!!!! Didn't anyone get the memo?!?!
Sooo....now I'll hit the midnight pick up, install game and download, then sleep and no destiny until probably noon!!!!!
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#Destiny
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1 RespuestaShooting real guns is way more fun than video games anyway. :)
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2 RespuestasOkay, here's what you do. Go down to the costume shop and get a dog's cop uniform. Now go down to the k-9 kennels and carefully sneak a dog out. Put on the aforementioned uniform. Put your holster, hat, walkie talkie and your badge on the dog (maybe add a nametag, just so they don't get suspicious) Send a memo to your boss before you send in the dog saying you're feeling a little ruff this morning. Use the aforementioned walkie talkie to keep up the ruse. Answer questions and stuff. We don't want to raise suspicions. When your dog's up to shoot, tell them "sorry, today I'm all thumbs" and try to get them to reschedule, if this doesn't work, then you now know the reason you used a police dog. Undoubtedly he will be a master marksman, having gone through rigorous training, and be able to shoot for you, passing your test. Relax, and spend the rest of the day playing destiny while your doggie-double takes care of the loose ends. The perfect crime.
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Shoot him! Then cut out his tongue! Then shoot his tongue!
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...and makes plans to call in sick
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...Are you in the service? lol
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1 RespuestaShoulda flipped your desk in a rage, 70% of the time it works all the time.
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Editado por NinjaCoby: 8/29/2014 9:28:50 PMOh I thought you were going to say Bungie screwed "loyal xbox fans." (•‿•)
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You mean pick up the game setup the install and "try" to sleep. If you are as hyped for this game as I am then just knowing that's there waiting for you to play it will make sleep impossible.
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Eat the notice and say you never got it. It should work
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2 RespuestasYou get to shoot guns tho.
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#firstworldproblems
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High Five! Didn't actually read your post, but congrats, hope it was everything you thought it would be.
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3 RespuestasWhat about the asshole bosses that made their employees work the mid-night release!? I bet they don't want to be there either! #firstworldproblems
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Aww shucks. We lucky few who work for a living are getting screwed! Bungie, fix your servers to only let people play when we get off work! /sarcasm
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just fail your qualification then you'll have all the time you want. And they shouldn't be able to make you come in on your day off - the qualification should push until the next working day.
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13 RespuestasWhat puts you up for a mandatory firearms qualification? Is it work related?
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1 RespuestaMy boss knows i play video games and knew i asked off for the 9th and 10th. He hates me so much he gave me the 8th and 11th off so i couldnt play and said i have to work 7 to 4 on the 9th so i cant go to the midnight release. To show him i am going to the midnight release and play it in his office on his tv.
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Real guns > digi guns
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I'd say the firearms qualification would be more fun. Depending on what you are qualifying for. Handgun not as much. Full auto AR, Hell yes! Way more fun than a pixel version.
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I'd say the firearms qualification would be more fun. Depending on what you are qualifying for. Handgun not as much. Full auto AR, Hell yes! Way more fun than a pixel version.
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1 RespuestaAsk for a cigarette! because you like to smoke after getting -blam!-ed!
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Roflcopter
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My scedule just got changed so I gotta work on the 9th too. But I get the next 2 days off so I can binge on Destiny then.
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Print out some cabal and stick them over your targets.
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It's landing in the middle of a busy college week, I probably won't be playing much destiny for the first 3 days.
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It's landing in the middle of a busy college week, I probably won't be playing much destiny for the first 3 days.
