So, I've been noticing an influx of PC Master Race $hitheads on the forums, all spouting the same bull: PC Master Race, Console Peasants. Now, the first part of my argument is obvious. PC MASTER RACE. Sound familiar? How about Hitlers slogan for the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] party in Germany: Aryan Race, only those with blond hair and blue eyes are real human beings! Only true Germans can survive in my perfect world! Sounds oddly familiar to something I've been seeing around here on the Bungie forums... The PC fanboys have a similar argument: PC Master Race! Only those with a high-end PC are true gamers! Only those who play games on PC can call themselves gamers! Sound familiar? Let's look at another slogan use by Hitler: down with the Jews, gays, gypsies, and basically anyone who isn't an Aryan! Kill them all! We must purge them from out society before they infect us with their ways! And here is the common PC fanboys response to anyone who casually plays on console, who is just here to talk about games and have a good time (oddly similar to the Jews, gays and gypsies living in Germany in the 40's... They weren't hurting anyone!): Console peasants! -blam!- you! How dare you use a system that is in superior to mine! How dare you waste your money on a console that has less power and fewer, more expensive games than mine! How dare you have fun with your friends on console, playing garbage like Destiny! The true gaming experience is on PC! Join us or die! And finally, lets look at the 90 percent of Germans who were living in Germany in the 40s and weren't a part of the [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] party: WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT US? WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO YOU! KILL THE [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url], NOT US! WE'RE JUST NORMAL PEOPLE! WE'RE FINE WITH JEWS AND GAYS AND GYPSIES! WE'RE NOT [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]! And let's look at the 90 percent of PC players who aren't fanboys: Hey guys how- hey whoa what? Yeah, I play on PC. What? No no wait I'm not a fanboy! No! Some of us are normal! Dude I play on console too! Yes! What? I said I'm not a fanboy! No, I hate fanboys! Dude, seriously, I love Destiny! Yes, I own a PC and a PS4, so what? No, no man! I don't think your a peasant! Why would I think that?! See the similarity? Now, I do admit there are quite a few fanboys on console as well, but the PC fanboys, as you can see, are bat$hit crazy. We must destroy the PC fanboys before they destroy us! That means normal PC players who aren't biased must rise up against the fanboys in their system! And we must eradicate the PC fanboys who have infiltrated the Bungie forums! After that, we can move into the console fanboys who start countless, pointless flame wars over which console is better! We can do this, Bungie community! Put aside our differences and eradicate the PC [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] before they eradicate us! But be mindful: only a few of the PC players are true fanboys, be respectful of those who aren't. (PS: I play on PS4 and PC. I have not biases towards Xbox, I'm just not a fan of the console. I have respect towards anyone who plays on any system. Take this post seriously please). -blam!- THE FANBOYS!!!!!!