I use semi-colons online, because fuck not having perfect grammar.
I know the difference between a hyphen and a dash, and I use them both appropriately, even online (pro-tip: ALT+0151 gives you an em dash—don't use hyphens for dashes, or vice versa).
I typically try to avoid using slang terms. I still use them, but if there's a proper term for it, I'll use that term instead in preference. For example, I never say "boobs", because I think it sounds juvenile. I use "breasts".
I wish I was asexual in the sense that I wouldn't be sexually attracted to anything, because I find sex to be generally pointless beyond mindless pleasure. I'd like to find a more intelligent and less carnal way to express love for somebody, or not love somebody at all.
I'm the only person I know who doesn't automatically say "yes" to the question, "Do you think there are aliens?"
I'm not the only anti-natalist I know, but I've never had contact with anyone who has even remotely the same ideals as I do. My sister claims that she's an anti-natalist as well, but she says "for only the next fifty years", whatever that means.
I legitimately enjoyed the Star Wars prequels. But you can tell I'm also not the biggest Star Wars fan.
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Editado por Failure4Life: 8/26/2014 9:40:43 AMIf I crack one knuckle I then immediately crack them all. I look up any word I don't know no matter where I am (latest one was Muscovite). Many have commented that it was weird. I sit in chairs like L when I'm alone. It annoys me that you can see my nipples through my shirt when I stand up straight, so I slouch. I eat once a day willingly. [spoiler]Sometimes... I spray paint myself orange, lay on the beach naked and pretend I'm a starfish.[/spoiler]
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Editado por GuN: 8/26/2014 6:33:09 PMI used to be the only who spammed [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect]the Dunning-Kruger effect[/url] on your posts; but now others like to do it as well.
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4 Respuestas[quote] For example, I never say "boobs", because I think it sounds juvenile. I use "breasts".[/quote] [url=http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/Those+are+some+good+maymays+friend+_6f67e31c52471863af16582fedf6cfa2.jpg]*tips fedora*[/url] [quote]I find sex to be generally pointless beyond mindless pleasure. I'd like to find a more intelligent and less carnal way to express love for somebody, or not love somebody at all.[/quote] [url=http://x1.fjcdn.com/comments/Those+are+some+good+maymays+friend+_6f67e31c52471863af16582fedf6cfa2.jpg]*Tips Fedora*[/url]
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1 RespuestaITT: Some newfag tries to reason with Verbatim
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I read the pronunciation of an extremely large word that the general wouldn't
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I often walk outside at night (on my way in to work), stare up at the sky and deeply contemplate the sheer magnitude of what I'm seeing for any number of minutes (sometimes making me late for work). [spoiler]Then I usually shudder and pee a little from the realization of the SHEER -blam!-ING MAGNITUDE OF WHAT I'M SEEING.[/spoiler]
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After itching my balls I smell my fingers, don't know why.
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I read through non troll posts/threads then take 20-30 minutes typing out a coherant response. Usually only to hit cancel because I've either lost interest or it doesn't meet my minimum personal standards for posting. I do this alot from my phone.
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39 RespuestasI'd much rather play with my girl's hair than her boobs.
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32 RespuestasPlease reply to my comments down below. I really want to put you in your place.
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I think I'm the only one who looks at a commercial that's says "you'll save more with our service than this service" and thinks " show me an equation and a graph, your word does not tell me if I'll save more,show your damn work"
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4 RespuestasIf I touch something, a door handle for example, and I don't touch it just right I have to back up and try again.
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6 RespuestasI go to work and appointments 1-2 hours early.
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3 RespuestasBeing lost in thought during the worst possible times. I'll elaborate: Just had my first class of the year tonight. Pretty damn cute girl in the class. From class introductions, she apparently wants to get into game design, or something like that. I was thinking all class how I could talk to her during break. Break time happens, and i'm still lost in my own thoughts thinking about how to talk to her. Get up to go to the bathroom, still while thinking about how I could talk to her. She was walking right in front of me. I could of walked right up to her, and started talking about games or whatever....but I don't realize this until about 3 minutes later, when i'm washing my hands after taking a piss. I was thinking and planning on how to talk to her when she was right in front of me, and I didn't even notice. To make matters worse, she comes back into the classroom talking to some guy about Skyrim. And talking to the same guy about something right after class. She was sitting by herself before this, so this guy isn't her boyfriend. She might of already had a boyfriend, but it wouldn't have hurt to have at least tried talking to her. Feels bad man. /rant
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2 RespuestasPut my dick between my legs and pretend I'm a girl
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9 RespuestasEditado por Porsche 914: 8/24/2014 5:57:12 PMSpend most of the day fantasising. Emotional male Ellen Page obsession Scrubs obsession Also I find cuddling and kissing more appealing than sex. That might be due to my virginness though.
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I am a total perfectionist. If I mess up a tiny thing on a character or something, no matter what level they will be deleted and I will restart. This translates to my school life where I have obsessively studied to make all A's (not a bad deal, just takes a ton of time and I always over study.) I keep my car immaculate and the smallest smudge pisses me off.
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Editado por Lord Keksworth: 8/26/2014 3:10:54 AMSometimes I bite the hairs on my knuckles. Never figured out why I do this, but I've been doing it since I was a kid, and occasionally look down to see myself doing it still. I have a weird obsession with symmetry. If I touch something with my right hand, I [i]need[/i] to touch it with my left as well. If I'm typing, I [i]need[/i] to type the same number of characters with each hand. When I'm walking, I [i]need[/i] to take the same number of steps with each leg, and will slow down or speed up if I have to in order to balance it out. I keep my laptop charger plugged in all the time. Whenever I get writer's block, I pull the cord out and put it back in repeatedly. When I'm washing my hands or showering, I'll sometimes quickly turn the water down, then up, then back to normal.
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6 RespuestasI'm a pokemon fanatic. I often spend hours at a time planning the perfect team for my heart gold playthrough, but rarely actually play.
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There's 2 forms of asexuality Asexual And aromantic I feel you are right though, aromantic should have an opposite
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2 RespuestasI love myself but no one else does
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Organizing spoons
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I use my brain. I've thus far met very few people who use theirs as well in my short 30 years on this planet.
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10 Respuestashehehehehehehe trying to legitimize your virginity