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Editado por Gandalfs Nephew:
8/30/2014 7:42:11 PM
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All Flood Must Read
Greetings. Most of you may not know me as I'm somewhat new to this. However, I've grown quite fond of the threads and community Bnet has to offer, therefore I'm claiming it as my own. All of you are now under my control and will do what I command. I am supreme ruler and king. All those who resist shall be flogged. My trusted advisor is A Man of Gondor, and if he thinks any of you peasants must be banished from my kingdom I shall do so. If you wish to become an active part of my military you must pass the tests I offer you. They may differ based on if you're a fgt or not.
My 1st decree: females are now to be viewed as objects of my pleasure. You are all my wives now and will be required to present your breasts to me a minimum of 4 times a day.
My 2nd Decree: no I don't think so
Do not resist this. I am your king now. Accept it, or die like the rest of the resistance.
UPDATE: Demonic Sniper is now the leader of my military due to his love of nipples and the female anus. he has permission to slay whomever he pleases.
UPDATE2: Dark Wanderer is now the leader of.... Really morbid stuff. And don't call him Hades or he'll unleash a fiery fart upon your face.
UPDATE3: sky the reckless is now the official booty inspector. All females report to him to have your buttcheeks checked before approaching me.
UPDATE4: w2427 is now the executioner. All fgts shall die by his hand.
UPDATE5: Instacode is now The Forerunner of the Library. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds important.
UPDATE6: Commander Moon is now the kings Jester, who also happens to be a wizard (not to be confused with Gandalf)
UPDATE6.5: Commander Moon betrayed me, and I ate his decapitated head off of a silver platter
UPDATE7: Dmoney12321 is now master troll. Try not to fall for his masturbait.
UPDATE8: Tamefrog7 is now demonic snipers spotter because he's a dalmation. Get it. Because they have spots. I'm getting too old for this.
UPDATE9 Windomis now the Head of my secret investigation agency. Waterboarding by him is smiled upon.
UPDATE10: Banned Ktan is now my Protectorate Commander. If you try to assassinate me he'll fart in your face.
BANISHED LIST:
Dr Torso 3 - for being a fgt
Koldraxon - for being a fgt
English
#Offtopic
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I just want everyone to know, I'm still alive, and I'm still the king. Have a good one, flood.
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2 RespuestasBEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Was I supposed to read that? ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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You need a desticle hunter, I'm your guy
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1 RespuestaBut I am Kodo, This Confuzzles me.
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Editado por theboywhoisnt: 9/6/2014 4:44:42 PMI will serve you master. BEHOLD MY SERVE. [spoiler]*serve*[/spoiler] You are now pleased. EDIT: I am also a philosopher and famed in the study of cunnilingus, and would gladly assist in the taste test of all royal-grade pussy that you may desire. You know, in case it's poisonous.
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1 RespuestaSorry m8, flud's a democracy
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1 RespuestaSilly OP. One does not simply rule the Flood.
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1 RespuestaYeah... Hostile takeovers on here don't work very well.
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3 RespuestasThis thread is le ultimate cringe, especially you OP.
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3 RespuestasAw, it's like when Plasma Eagle tried to take over #Destiny. So cute.
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This fückin' guy ayy lmao
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1 RespuestaOh god not this shit [i]again[/i]
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4 Respuestas700th reply! Aaaand no one cares... Can I be the chef?
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1 RespuestaKin I jon u? I wun 2 be teh vry besht.
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10 RespuestasAssassins don't live by monarchs, we kill them.
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1 Respuesta>1 year >claiming ownership
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9 RespuestasM'lord you are a potato
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Editado por Rogue4Lyfe: 8/30/2014 7:56:15 PMdon't worry we the flood can make our own kingdom elsewhere
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1 RespuestaM'lord, I would like to become the head of your bodyguard. Your humble servant merely asks to dedicate his skills to being your Protectorate Commander.
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9 RespuestasEditado por Crestfallen: 8/30/2014 12:40:37 PMMy Lord, Command Moon has betrayed us. He tried to kill both me and my apprentice. Who knows what else he has tampered with. I locked the knave in the dungeon behind a cursed door. He may try to convince you otherwise, but ask yourself this: "Who do I trust more? The faithful Dark Wanderer, who hunts prey as my[i][/i] Royal Assassin? The man who was there from almost from the beginning. Or Commander Moon? The Vile warlock, or "Wizter" as he calls himself? The one who ate my cake last week and poisoned my favorite wench? Not to mention he sacrificed my horse so he could learn a new masturbation spell..." *Dark Wanderer waits patiently for Gandalfs Nephew's decision*
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1 RespuestaThere is no flood king. Only #Offtopic Overlord.
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5 RespuestasNone rule over me.
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1 RespuestaMy Liege, Dark Wanderer is stuck in a magical vision. I'd apologize, but he tried to fight a Wizter. *shrugs* Anyways, I thought you'd like to know! *disappears in a puff of smoke*
