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8/20/2014 7:27:32 PM
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A family. A home. Instead... I have a shelf.
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Just return it to Ikea.
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But I built it with love. Ikea doesn't know what that means.
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Pretty sure they have a kit for that too.
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Love kits from Ikea are filled with false love and deception.
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I think I saw somebody selling love on the corner over there!
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Where?! Point me in the right direction!
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And broken dreams
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I was crushed... Not by Ikea, but by the shelf.
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Need me to come move it off you?
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Use your burly arms, you.
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I'm afraid dolphin riders don't have burly arms.
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I'll expand upon the shelf from underneath, and build a tunnel out if I have to.
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Dig like a worm. Eat the dirt and poop it out. It's the only way.
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I'll do it, but I'll keep the worms.
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There aren't any worms. [spoiler]YOUR THE WORMS[/spoiler]
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If that's the case, I should be able to slither out of this! [spoiler]Just watch me![/spoiler]
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Not if I eat you. [spoiler]I'm a bird[/spoiler]
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This was actually a test. [spoiler]I'm a squid.[/spoiler]
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Have you tried Amazon?
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I tried Ebay. Amazon only sells comfort kits.
