1. Steal deodorant, only works with the white solid kind. Remove a slab, and put cream cheese in there instead. [spoiler]When he goes to use it, pull his pants down and spray him with a fire extinguisher.[/spoiler] 2. Buy a bag of Oreos. Replace the cream of a few with white toothpaste. [spoiler]When he goes to eat one, throw a bag of flour all over him and smack him in the face.[/spoiler]