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[spoiler]its k[/spoiler] [spoiler]:c[/spoiler]
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No, please. Allow me to prove my love.
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Editado por IIx luke xIII: 8/18/2014 11:46:08 PMOh. Okay, I'll give you a chance.
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Do you happen to be trapped inside a tower?
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Yes sir.
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Now, could you perhaps tell me if there are any dangerous creatures guarding said tower?
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Yes. There is a fire-breathing dragon.
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Editado por Auttumnnnn: 8/19/2014 12:06:09 AMIt's always a dragon... *sigh* [b]Nonetheless![/b] I shall vanquish the mighty fire-breathing dragon with my ever mightier sword-like weapon!
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I admire your bravery, courageous warrior. I have great faith in you. Hint: Swords are it's weakness, especially your sword.
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Editado por Auttumnnnn: 8/19/2014 12:20:39 AMThank you for supporting me in my endeavours. *walks up to front gate* *dragon swoops down and lands* *activates trap card* *dragon is trapped* [b]Now, I shall penetrate this beast with my powerful, slightly oversized sword-like weapon![/b] [i]Ending its life...[/i] *penetrates dragon* *dragon is dead*
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*looks out window* Up here, sir. The entrance is to your left, you're going to have to somehow bring down the draw bridge.
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[i]*walks toward draw bridge*[/i] I wonder what it'll be. Crocodile-infested water? Lava? Pit of spikes? [i]*looks over edge*[/i] What!? All three!? How the hell are the crocodiles even surviving this!? Do you have any idea of how I might be able to lower this draw bridge from the outside?
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I know and I can't explain that. For the drawbridge, there should be some kind of switch above it. You may need a rope or something similar, preferably a lasso to pull the switch. If that doesn't work, you may have to climb the tower.
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That dragon is me. Nothing touches my Lukey >:c So back the -blam!- off!
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Editado por Auttumnnnn: 8/19/2014 12:35:29 AM*lays arm over shoulder* Listen buddy, why don't you take a break? You've been on shift for, how long, years? You deserve it, friend. *slips money into dragon pockets* Buy yourself something nice.
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>:0 Trying to bribe me?! No!!! Lukey is mine! Leaving him here unattended will go against my own moral code!
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You can attend all you like. But don't you think you might be suffocating poor Lukey by always being around?
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No! I'm making sure no one hurts him! Unless you're here to give us something you should back the -blam!- off!
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I'll give Luke a gift alright. Don't you worry about that.
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>:( Okay, but I'll keep my eyes on you, outsider…
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You're keeping me prisoner in a tower? :c
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I'm sorry, but I can't let anyone hurt you.
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*rips [b]major[/b] ass*
