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8/13/2014 10:31:40 PM
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Would you have sex with a zombie.
It's the zombie apocalypse and it's just you. You cannot become infected by banging her. She is missing arms and lower jaw, so she can't bite you. Would you bang a zombie chick?
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#Offtopic
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Necro....
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Editado por Dead Account: 8/18/2014 4:08:02 PM
Abrió un tema nuevo: Would you have sex with a dead person?(1 Respuesta)
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... *looks at hand* Looks like its just you and me buddy.
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No. Shit's gross.
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If I close my eyes they sound like moans of pleasure.
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No. I'll bang a vampire though.
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I WOULD FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
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The Internet finds new ways to surprise me everyday...
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1 RespuestaWhat's the warmest thing inside a dead girl [spoiler]My dick[/spoiler]
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Maybe... Depending on how much Frebreeze I can scavenge...
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It really depends on what kind of zombie it is. If it is a living zombie, like from I am Legend or something of that sort, then yes, but only if she's not missing any limbs like you said, and is restrained. But if she is a decomposing zombie, then hell no. I don't want rotting flesh on my dick.
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Editado por The Deputy: 8/15/2014 2:41:59 AMHELL no
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Can I use Zombrex?
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If I wanted to bone a corpse, i'd bone a corpse, not waste the extra effort just to bone a moving one that wants to eat my flesh. But i'm harshly against necrophilia, so I wouldn't do any of that anyway.
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Is she hot?
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IF THE ZOMBIE WAS CLEAN AND I DIDNT GET INFECTED WITH IT AND IT DIDNT ATTACK ME YES.
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NO IF THERE INFECTED YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF AFTERWARDS.
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[b][i][u]EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW[/u][/i][/b]! [i]F[/i][i]UCK[/i] [i]NO[/i]!
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That's pretty gay.
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1 RespuestaHell no. Her pussy wouldn't be proper moist, probably rotten, since you won't become a zombie, you'll probably get some other kind of sickness.
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If only her head was zombifyed.
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Ah no! I would shoot her brains out and move on
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Maybe, if she looked perfectly fine and layed there like an egg plant.
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Noooooo........
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This is a necrophilia thread in disguise.
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Only if it was a zombified version of: *Rosso *Elegiac *Otthild *Strogger *BioSmiley
