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8/13/2014 9:12:21 PM
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but you are a smartass
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look I would rather be a smartass than a dumbass
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I called you both you dumbass
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are you sure.
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yes im -blam!-ing sure you retarded piece of shit.
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if im the piece of shit and we are both the same guy, then what are you.
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im the better side.
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so -blam!- is better than shit.
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in my book yes, why, you have a problem with that bitch face.
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yes asshole I think I do.
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well how about you run back to mommy and tell her all about it.
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i think I will bitch
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you sir are retarded. still living with your mom.
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and you are still living in a shit-hole.
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hey have some respect for the hole of shit.
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cant, cause your hole is so big i takes it all with it.
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alright you son of a bitch, now you crossed the line.
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your mom crossed the line when she had you.
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oh, im gonna disfigure your face so bad, not even god will be able to recognize you.
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right, right. cause you're gonna do what exactly.
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im gonna tie your legs to the back of my truck and place you face down so that your face is slaming the ground and im gonna step on the pedal on a rocky trail road and drag you around until i run out of gas and then im gonna grab a chainsaw and write my name on your punny ass dick, and then im gonna skin what ever is left of you and im gonna tear of your limbs one by one and hang them on poles outside your house.
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911...yes this an emergency, there is a man that is out to hunt me, and he has threaten me and a bunch of other shit, so could you send like a cop or the entire military to guard my house.... what do you mean you cant send the entire military, but... oh no im dead, im dead, im dead, im dead, im dead, -blam!- what do i do... i have to change my name, address, phone number... i have to get out of the country... -blam!-... oh no, i can hear someone coming... it may be too late for me now.... i can hear his footsteps outside my room... he's opening the door..... OOOHHHH SHIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT...It's just my poodle...noooooooooooooooo
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*vomits across the room crying*
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