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8/7/2014 6:34:34 PM
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A question for our non American friends
You stand in the middle of a tunnel. At one end is a McDonalds, at the other is a massive crowd of American Back Friday shoppers. The McDonalds just announced that the first 10 people through the door get a free Big Mac.
What do you do?
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#Offtopic
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FREEEEEE FOOOOD?!
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1 RespuestaPray to shrek that I can outrun the WWZ (Film) style rampage that will charge down towards the store ;_;
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2 RespuestasWhat do you mean "what would you do?" This would be a death sentence. There is nothing that would stop Black Friday shoppers. I know, I've worked through 5 of them. AT TOYS "R" US. The most anybody could do in that scenario is hope for a quick death.
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1 RespuestaRun in there and ask for 10 Big Macs, if that counts. [spoiler]Then have the Americans fight for the burgers.[/spoiler]
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[b]BURN THEM ALL.[/b]
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11 RespuestasHum not American and don't know what Black Friday is. What is it?
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Editado por BeatAssassin97: 8/8/2014 3:10:51 PMCreate an invisible force field to push the shopping fiends back. All while walking to McDonalds to get my Big mac.
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Bring out my rifle *yells bring it on* Kills front row of Black Friday shoppers *gets squashed by the rest
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Run in another direction I hate McDonals and Black Friday shoppers
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Take out a rifle and start mowing the people down.
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2 RespuestasEditado por Byrne: 8/7/2014 6:37:33 PMRun to the McDonalds and run out through the back. Or hide, if that isn't an option.
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1 RespuestaIgnore it as mcdonalds is shit tier fast food
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I don't like the Big Mac or big crowds, so neither.
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Open the secret door to a tram station in the middle of the tunnel, get on the tram, ride the tram home, turn on my PC, go to Bungie.net, sign in, enter this topic, post this reply.
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Post personal pictures of my children on this forum, throw a hissy fit, leave and then come back to haunt everyone on an alt named after a character from Fight Club. Then I'd go get my free burger.
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You get to the McDonald's first duh you're already ahead of everyone else
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You slap them all in the face with your dick
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I don't eat fast food.
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I'm already halfway there so looks like I'm getting a free big mac.
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1 RespuestaAre the Americans on scooters?
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Burn a bible. I heard it's one of the few things that actually could scare americans.
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Beat them inside and enjoy some free food
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Translation: At one end of the tunnel is a McDonalds, at the other end is a horde of zombies.
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Break the world 100m record by 9 seconds.
