Here, take this.
*hands saxe knife*
Stab me in the face so I dont have to suffer my failing life anymore. Do it. Please, Im begging you.
[spoiler]End this war before it ends itself.[/spoiler]
Ill even let you r[b]a[/b]pe me. Just kill me, please. Ive seen enough of this failure if a race to even care anymore.
You see, Im becoming more and more depressed the further into life I go. Its becoming hard for me to not think about offing myself. So do it for me.
EDIT: There are two references for the ones that care not for the seriousness of depression.
EDIT: No one is pointing out the Halo 3 reference? Its fairly obvious. Its the spoiler dammit!
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1 RespuestaEditado por xXIronSausageXx: 7/30/2014 6:40:06 AMIt gets better little buddy. Just say your prayers and take your vitamins.
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1 RespuestaWhat in gods name is going on in here?
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I don't know if you're joking and if you are there is a hidden truth in those words.
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Editado por SexyPiranha: 7/30/2014 3:11:16 AMReported. Go see a psychiatrist, seriously.
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Ranger's Apprentice?
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Why so sad?
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OP's mom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*double jumps* *lands on your head* *knifes* - I hope I did it in enough style for you.
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2 Respuestas*stabs face* You took the lead! Did I do it ri- *gets sniped*
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Saxe knife?' [i]i got that reference[/i] [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
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Editado por Qasr Deldour: 7/30/2014 12:19:36 AMI will kill you! But there is no way I will do [i]that[/i] to you. [spoiler]*Slits OP's throat*[/spoiler]
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2 Respuestas*picks up pencil* wanna see a magic trick?
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1 RespuestaSaxe knife. rangers apprentice
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3 Respuestas*stabs self in face* did i do it right???
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8 RespuestasEditado por Merdok: 7/30/2014 3:09:56 AMThe fark bro Christ save you, friend!
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I can't let you do that, Star fox.
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10 RespuestasI won't do it! *throws down knife* *knife bounces up and hits you in the eye* D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........
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1 RespuestaIMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR BLAAAA!! there all done.
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Editado por Failure4Life: 7/29/2014 7:36:01 AMI got this.
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I'll see if Satan has space in hell [spoiler]you are 666 On the waiting list[/spoiler]
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-gives happiness-
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1 RespuestaEditado por BioCharizard16: 7/29/2014 7:50:10 AM*tries killing you and accidentally stabs self* son of a.... *falls over*
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Ball is life.*hands over basketball* *leaves*
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1 RespuestaYou edited that because of me didn't you?
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3 Respuestas*360noscope*
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9 RespuestasSomeone's been reading "Ranger's apprentice"