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Editado por Kakashi:
7/7/2014 5:57:11 PM
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Early morning conffesions of the flood
Post confessions of your self. Gross, dirty, embarrassing, all of them!
English
#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaSometimes, I dream of corn starch.
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Editado por Ossku: 7/7/2014 2:51:38 PMNo. Its too [i]edgy[/i].
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I have a thing for my cousin once removed and it's mutual... Fak
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1 RespuestaI kissed a girl and I liked it. OT: I went into a girls' dorm room which is strictly against da rulez. Sooper edgy amirite?
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I sit on the toilet so long trying to clean myself that my legs get numb and I pretend that my legs are broken and that I'm sitting on a wheelchair.
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I have a married, older woman, tell me what she wants to do to me and sends me pics.
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3 RespuestasToday I masturbated to Emma Stone
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I sometimes crie myself to sleep because I'm in desperate need of affection. Sometimes I wonder if it would be better to live a life of celibacy. I've seriously considered it before, but I can't get rid of the need to be loved. If I could, I would be very happy. A horse got a boner when I stood by it once.
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7 RespuestasLate at night, I sneak downstairs to get a drumstick....no one knows who the hell is eating them.
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Technodicks is currently my go-to jam.
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When I was younger and my sister was like 3/4, i really disliked my sister, so one day while my mom was watching tv, i literally made my sister kiss my ass...
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5 RespuestasSometimes, when nobodies home, I like to go stand out in the backyard and pretend I'm a tree.
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5 RespuestasSometimes I put a tissue on my penis and pretend its a ghost
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17 RespuestasEditado por TheQ5: 7/7/2014 6:03:52 AMI have spinal stenosis, which means the inside of my spinal column is thickening and putting pressure on my spinal cord. This will eventually lead to the death of most, if not all, the neurons on the right side of my body and possibly all my neurons below my waist leaving my crippled. I won't be able to walk or move any part of the right side of my body. It might ultimately cause my heart to stop as well, but my doctor and I won't know if that will happen for another 5-10 years. I'm 21. I'm in quite a bit of pain day-to-day, but I push through it because I'd rather feel pain than feel nothing at all. I've been to both of those places mentally and I've learned that feeling [i]something[/i] is better than feeling nothing, even if that something is pain.
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I'm a supreme gentlemen. I don't know if you knew or not, but there you go.
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2 RespuestasI really want to smoke weed and hook up with this girl but I'm also scared of being drugged tested before I go to basic training. Not saying I ever smoked before, but the idea of smoking with her and having sex right after was very enticing.
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More confessions
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2 RespuestasEditado por NakedPrehistoric: 7/7/2014 6:00:49 AMI have antiquated stances on marriage and relationships, and I'm a recluse. I also don't particularly like your standard girl, I'd much prefer an intellectual like myself. The combination makes it difficult to find girls that I like and has me scared for the future. I [i]really[/i] want kids. Like, more than anything.
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I enjoy b.net drama ;(
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I once held a penis that was carved out a cucumber to my friend's face after smearing melted marshmallow on her face to add to the joke. It was her stagette party. Goood night c:
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1 RespuestaThere is a $20 bounty on the head of every stray cat in my neighborhood. [spoiler]So far I've earned $60[/spoiler] [spoiler]I haven't killed anything and I feel bad for taking the money.[/spoiler]
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My dick has a name cut into it [spoiler]dirty used panties has been used as a gag for me.[/spoiler]
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15 RespuestasA guy has kissed me before and I kinda liked it for a second knowing that someone cares about me that way but then I rejected him for awhile because I'm straight I definitely messed up that friendship.
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I once wrote a terrible story. It was so gods awful that I'm disgusted when I see it still sitting in my documents.
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I have a necrotizing dick, but everyone knows this already.
