OP I have a serious question to ask and I'd like an honest answer, all joking aside lets be serious for a moment okay? [spoiler]Are you an Ottist?[/spoiler]

Lol

Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air" I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it!" First class, yo this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel Air are livin' like Hmmm, this might be alright But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel Air Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude look like a cop standin' wavin' my name out I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air tl;dr stop being such a newfoman op

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cut the snake ? i'm just a normal forum goer...[/quote]OH HE'S A JOLLY GOOD GOER OH HE'S A JOLLY GOOD GOER HE'S A JOLLY GOOD GOOOOOOOEEEEEEER THAT NO FORUM CAN DENY

THAT IS A VICIOUS STEROTYPE AND I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK! Lol, anyway, you've got it a little wrong; I will now breakdown your things. [quote]Flood/Offtopites[/quote] Im not going to go into detail, but anybody with an account before 2013 is a member of the "flood". Just recently, the parody term for a newer name was created; "Offtopites". These names have just stuck around from what was originally a joke. [quote]You guys hate #Density *cough* #Destiny[/quote] We dont hate Destiny, we hate #Destiny. This is more of a "the flood hates destiny" then an individual, as I frequent #Destiny every few days to see whats new. We dont like them, due to their absurd grammar and blind faith in a game. The largest of the hatred spawned from the comparision of a Gaurdian to Master Chief; and, like all hatred, it developed into an irrational vicious malice that disregards any truth in the message. NOT ALL OF US ARE LIKE THIS [quote]You guys dont like Deej[/quote] We like Deej as a guy, he is swell. We dont like him as a community manager because he doesnt manage. One of our members was recieving death threats to him and his kids. When he told Deej, the reply was along the lines of "Dont make yourself such a target". [quote]You guys are failing at messing with #Destiny[/quote] Believe it or not, it is not our sole goal in life to bother you guys. [quote]my experience has been bad[/quote] First off, you must know the [i]Qwerty's newfoman guidelines[/i]: 1) Never admit your roots, we all came here due to a game 2) You are not original or cool in anyway shape or form 3) If you think of something witty or funny, read rule 2 4) "Whut cless u genna pley" Is the only way to type such related questions ...list goes on..... [quote]Conclusion/TL;DR[/quote] Your sterotyping us, which only certain aspects apply to each of us. Our hatred spawns from a similar stereotype, and the fact no one in offtopic has ever been loved If you truly want to fit in around here: like everyone's posts, and if you want to enjoy it: Stick to the popular threads at the beginning, then go searching for the diamonds in the rough. Also: If anyone says anything, an acceptable response is always "stick it in her pooper" Please no copy pastrami ravioli give me the formuoli

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OP is a colossal fgt

It's ok op, don't be angry.

600 replies GG flood, you sure know how to avoid bait.

[quote]bungie.com[/quote]10/10

Psst, OP. [spoiler]#Cornmunity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]

[quote]what the h e double hockey stick is that?[/quote] -cut the snake, 2014

[quote]hue hue hue just wanted to tell you that i'm secretly jocephalopod..... I got these fish baited like never before. DON'T TELL A SOUL its our little secret[/quote] Can't believe everyone was so gullible.Good job,jocephalopod,good job.